Nazi lover? Perhaps he will strangle her with my faux sapphires one day. One must always look on the bright side, no? I got just enough for all the bribes and there I was, on a train at the border, absolutely penniless but with one very valuable piece of paper giving me permission to work here in England. Thenâoh, Hannah, how it shames me to tell you!â
âAs if anything could shame you, Traudl,â Hannah said with an impish grin. Waltraud had never shunned a dare, never followed a law if it did not please her, rarely bothered to determine the gender of a pretty lover before turning off the lights.
âWait until you hear this, though. All my money was gone, and there, at the very border, a guard demanded one more bribe. âBut Iâm broke,â I protested. He claimed a woman always has a way to pay. My dear, do you think I clawed his eyes out? Do you think I ripped off his little counterfeit family jewels so those baubles could replace the ones I sold?â
If she had, Hannah knew she would never have made it to England. Sheâd be in Buchenwald. Still, she could not imagine her friend yielding to coercion what she loved to give so freely.
âI did not. I reminded him that I am Jewish and it would be a crime for he, an Aryan, to, ahem, collect that particular sort of bribe from me. Howeverâand this is the shameful part,
Liebchen
âthere was in my train car a horrid personage of about sixty, an aunt or governess in charge of a gaggle of children, who had spent the entire ride lecturing her brood about the unnatural vileness of the Semitic people. You know her sort. Iâm afraid I told the guard that she was of our party, a full-blooded Aryan turncoat smuggling out Jewish children, and she would be more than happy to pay our bribe.â
âYou never!â Hannah gasped.
Waltraud shrugged her shapely shoulders. âYou would not believe a sixty-year-old woman could slap a strapping guard so hard heâd fall on his derrière. In the confusion I found another car with a kinder guard and went on my merry way. And la, here I am, cleaning fireplaces in blue in the morning, changing to black in the evening to fluff pillows and stalk those delicious young footmen in their dandified uniforms. There is a quite pretty chambermaid here too, with lava-colored hair and freckles like little red ants crawling all over her face, but it seems English girls have never heard of Sappho. Pity. But what are you doing here in the kitchen? Iâm to find the new kitchen drudge and show her to her room. Have you seen her?â
Hannah gave a hysterical hiccup of a laugh. âIt is I!â
âYou? But I thought you were the prodigal third cousin once removed, come home for the fatted calf? Was that just a story you cooked up for customs?â
âItâs true enough, for all the good it has done me. Perhaps if Iâd cooked up a better story, I wouldnât be here in the kitchen. Could you show me to my room, please? Iâm very, very tired.â
âTell me
everything
,â Waltraud said.
âNo, please, just let me endure. Iâll be fine if I donât have to talk about it. Talking makes me think, and thinking makes me talk more, and if Iâm not careful Iâll storm up to Lord Liripipâs bedroom and kick him in his gouty leg. And I
promised
Mother and Father that I would come here and be safe, and surely they would send me away if I kicked Lord Liripip, so I must not even let a
thought
of the vast unfairness of it all creep into my mind.â
But of course she told Waltraud everything.
âI shall put sticks of strychnine trees in their fireplaces!â Waltraud swore, pounding her thigh with her fist. âI shall put pins in their pillows!â
âNo, you mustnât, or weâll both be banished from Starkers.â
âLet them banish us! We will form our own act, the angel and the devil, the lamb and the serpent. We would
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