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Authors: Jenny Colgan
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York, a film in Los Angeles and a film in Toronto.’
‘Hang on! No-one ever said anything about Toronto,’ said Arthur, worriedly. ‘November in Toronto – that’s not a holiday, that’s a Ranulph Fiennes expedition. It’s California or nothing.’
‘I don’t think he’s there now. Don’t worry. We’ll have plenty of time to have fun in the sun and hit the red hot Andrew trail!’
‘That red hot fifteen-year-old Andrew trail!’
‘Can we … are we going to go to Vegas?’ asked Loxy suddenly. The others looked at him.
‘Not for any reason! I don’t know why anyone would want to got there! It was just a random city plucked out of the air! I don’t care where we go. Ehm, are we going to … Pasadena?’
‘Make some more tea will you Loxy?’ Julia asked. He did so immediately.
‘I think we should definitely go to Vegas,’ said Ellie. ‘Then maybe as well as getting to meet Andrew McCarthy, Robert Redford might offer me a million pounds to sleep with him. What a holiday this is turning out to be.’
‘I’m really looking forward to this aren’t you?’ triedLoxy as he and Julia walked home through the pounding rain.
‘Uh huh. Well, if it shuts Ellie up for a bit. And Jeez, hot weather in November – I can’t wait.’
Suddenly, Loxy turned to her with a strange expression on his face.
‘Julia … I can’t think of a good way to do this, or to be dashingly romantic or anything but …’
He knelt down in the road. His right knee went straight into a puddle, but he ignored it. It was pouring.
‘I thought that … well, what Ellie’s been saying has really made me think about life, and where we’re all headed and everything, and I wondered if, well, when we got to Vegas … that you’d do me the honour of becoming my …’
‘What?’ said Julia, not paying attention. Then:
‘Oh MY GOD.’ She whirled around. ‘WHAT?! WHAT!!? TELL me you don’t have a ring.’
Loxy rummaged deep into his inside pocket and brought out the small box.
‘I bought this after our third date,’ he said, quietly. ‘I’ve been carrying it around ever since.’
All Julia could do was stare at him, getting increasingly soaked in the gutter as he gazed up at her imploringly.
‘Oh God, Loxy … but this is so soon. I mean, it’s only been …’
‘Two years.’
‘Really? It’s been that long? Christ.’
She walked forward a few steps then turned round looking thoughtful.
‘Don’t you love me?’ said Loxy, his voice quavering.
‘Of course I do. You know I do, sweetheart. It’s just that – God – I mean, getting married … that’s what grown-ups do.’
‘No, I think they let all sorts of people get married … especially in Vegas …’ said Loxy, disappointedly. He looked up at her again with big puppy dog eyes.
‘Loxy,’ she said, unaccountably angry with him. ‘I’m sorry. But I don’t know the answer to the question.’
‘So that means “no”, does it?’ he said, slowly.
‘No it doesn’t mean “no”!’ said Julia, stung. ‘It means … it means, oh my God, it means, you just said the most surprising thing anyone ever said to me and I don’t know what the hell to think about it.’
‘And you can’t think of a good way to let me down gently.’
‘ No , Loxy. For God’s sake, it’s just a surprise, that’s all.’
He stuck his bottom lip out.
‘Well, I know how I feel.’
‘Yes, and you’ve had two years minus three dates to get used to it! Whereas I’ve had nineteen seconds! And that’s not fair! And, for God’s sake, stand up.’
Very slowly, Loxy put the box back in his pocket and stood up.
‘I feel stupid,’ he said.
‘You look stupid,’ she said, tenderly. The rain continued to pound down on both of them.
He started to laugh.
‘Great. I’m stupid and you’re finishing with me.’
‘I am not fucking finishing with you! Stop being a baby!’
She stalked ahead of him.
Already drenched, Loxy looked at the ground and started to
‘Hang on! No-one ever said anything about Toronto,’ said Arthur, worriedly. ‘November in Toronto – that’s not a holiday, that’s a Ranulph Fiennes expedition. It’s California or nothing.’
‘I don’t think he’s there now. Don’t worry. We’ll have plenty of time to have fun in the sun and hit the red hot Andrew trail!’
‘That red hot fifteen-year-old Andrew trail!’
‘Can we … are we going to go to Vegas?’ asked Loxy suddenly. The others looked at him.
‘Not for any reason! I don’t know why anyone would want to got there! It was just a random city plucked out of the air! I don’t care where we go. Ehm, are we going to … Pasadena?’
‘Make some more tea will you Loxy?’ Julia asked. He did so immediately.
‘I think we should definitely go to Vegas,’ said Ellie. ‘Then maybe as well as getting to meet Andrew McCarthy, Robert Redford might offer me a million pounds to sleep with him. What a holiday this is turning out to be.’
‘I’m really looking forward to this aren’t you?’ triedLoxy as he and Julia walked home through the pounding rain.
‘Uh huh. Well, if it shuts Ellie up for a bit. And Jeez, hot weather in November – I can’t wait.’
Suddenly, Loxy turned to her with a strange expression on his face.
‘Julia … I can’t think of a good way to do this, or to be dashingly romantic or anything but …’
He knelt down in the road. His right knee went straight into a puddle, but he ignored it. It was pouring.
‘I thought that … well, what Ellie’s been saying has really made me think about life, and where we’re all headed and everything, and I wondered if, well, when we got to Vegas … that you’d do me the honour of becoming my …’
‘What?’ said Julia, not paying attention. Then:
‘Oh MY GOD.’ She whirled around. ‘WHAT?! WHAT!!? TELL me you don’t have a ring.’
Loxy rummaged deep into his inside pocket and brought out the small box.
‘I bought this after our third date,’ he said, quietly. ‘I’ve been carrying it around ever since.’
All Julia could do was stare at him, getting increasingly soaked in the gutter as he gazed up at her imploringly.
‘Oh God, Loxy … but this is so soon. I mean, it’s only been …’
‘Two years.’
‘Really? It’s been that long? Christ.’
She walked forward a few steps then turned round looking thoughtful.
‘Don’t you love me?’ said Loxy, his voice quavering.
‘Of course I do. You know I do, sweetheart. It’s just that – God – I mean, getting married … that’s what grown-ups do.’
‘No, I think they let all sorts of people get married … especially in Vegas …’ said Loxy, disappointedly. He looked up at her again with big puppy dog eyes.
‘Loxy,’ she said, unaccountably angry with him. ‘I’m sorry. But I don’t know the answer to the question.’
‘So that means “no”, does it?’ he said, slowly.
‘No it doesn’t mean “no”!’ said Julia, stung. ‘It means … it means, oh my God, it means, you just said the most surprising thing anyone ever said to me and I don’t know what the hell to think about it.’
‘And you can’t think of a good way to let me down gently.’
‘ No , Loxy. For God’s sake, it’s just a surprise, that’s all.’
He stuck his bottom lip out.
‘Well, I know how I feel.’
‘Yes, and you’ve had two years minus three dates to get used to it! Whereas I’ve had nineteen seconds! And that’s not fair! And, for God’s sake, stand up.’
Very slowly, Loxy put the box back in his pocket and stood up.
‘I feel stupid,’ he said.
‘You look stupid,’ she said, tenderly. The rain continued to pound down on both of them.
He started to laugh.
‘Great. I’m stupid and you’re finishing with me.’
‘I am not fucking finishing with you! Stop being a baby!’
She stalked ahead of him.
Already drenched, Loxy looked at the ground and started to
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