You were supposed to call me. I was going to come and help.â
âAbout that,â said Bertie.
âYes?â
âI donât actually need your help.â
âOf course you do. You said you did. Youâre pregnant, remember?â
âOh please.â Bertie laughed. âAs if I could forget.â
âPrecisely!â I announced with satisfaction.
âMel, Iâve been managing this business all by myself for years.â
âI know that.â
âIncluding during my last pregnancy,â she pointed out.
When Iâm pregnant, all I want to do is sleep. And wear stretchy clothes and no makeup. Not Bertie. As I recalled, sheâd sailed through her previous pregnancy with all the aplomb of Helen racing triumphantly across the Aegean Sea to Troy.
âYes, butââ
âIâm pregnant, not incapacitated.â
To add insult to injury, I could hear noises in the background. It sounded as though Bertie was stacking crates while we talked. Me? All I was doing was sitting on a seat and holding a dog.
âItâs a perfectly normal condition,â she added. âNot only that, but itâs barely twelve weeks. Iâm hardly pregnant at all.â
âThatâs not funny,â I said. âIf you donât need my help, what am I doing in Kentucky?â
âEnjoying your vacation? Taking a break? Having a good time? All of the above?â
True enough. Even so, I refused to be mollified.
âYou set me up,â I said.
âActually Sam did that. And Peg. It was their idea. My pregnancy was just a convenient excuse.â
âWonderful,â I muttered.
âSo weâre good, right?â asked Bertie. âIâll be done here soon. See you back at the hotel!â
The connection ended. I tucked the phone back in my pocket. Then I sat and stared at the back of Aunt Pegâs head. She didnât turn around. My aunt, who could probably navigate New York City traffic and knit an argyle sweater at the same time, studiously kept her eyes on the road ahead.
âI feel manipulated,â I said.
I saw Aunt Pegâs smirk in the rearview mirror. âWe wouldnât do it if you didnât make it so easy,â she told me.
* * *
Bertie was right about pregnancy not slowing her down. With a full string of dogs to feed and exercise before the show started, she was up and out of the hotel room at sunrise the next morning. Aunt Peg would be judging half the breeds in the Non-Sporting Group on this first day of the dog show cluster, but since her duties didnât begin until nine A.M. , she, Faith, and I followed along at a more reasonable hour.
âI have a surprise for you,â Aunt Peg said as we made the short drive over to the Expo Center.
Of course she did. I should have seen the announcement coming. It was how most of my days started when I was with Aunt Peg.
âAfter we left last night, I called Miss Ellie to tell her about our visit to Six Oaks.â
âThatâs hardly a surprise.â
Aunt Peg slanted me a look. âShush and let me talk. After Miss Ellie and I discussed Lucky Luna, we started talking about Poodles.â
Again, I thought, not a surprise.
âIt turns out that she hasnât been to a dog show in more than a dozen years.â
Now that was unexpected.
âHow very odd,â I said. âEspecially for someone who was once so involved in the sport. When Miss Ellie stopped breeding Standard Poodles, did she apply for a judgeâs license?â
That was the direction many former exhibitors chose when they were ready to cut back on breeding or handling. It was an excellent way to put years of hard-won knowledge to good use. It was also a means of giving back to the sport which was a lifelong passion for many of its participants.
âNot that Iâm aware of,â Aunt Peg replied. Which basically meant no.
âHow come?â
She paused at the kiosk,
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