a what?â
Charlie embarked on the following rant:
âAll that stuff about his moderating being essential to the well-being of the World of Warcraft community? Bullshit! He has two accounts: one as a moderator, and one as Doomclan94, which he uses to ask his enemies questions like, âWhy donât you idiot shamans ever battle rez?â Which everyone knows the shaman class isnât even capable of, so of course people get offended and start cursing, and then Dylan logs back in as moderator and suspends his opponents! Bam!â
I crossed my arms over my chest, wishing I had worn a shirt.
âHeâs a troll!â bellowed Charlie.
âWhat does this have to do with me?â I bellowed back.
âHe wonât tell any of us what you did! Every time somebody asks, the bastard gets all coy and acts like heâs preserving your fucking honor!â
I looked up at the canopy of trees and swallowed my urge to laugh in his face. I had never seen him so upset. âCharles Lamb,â I said, âyouâve been played.â
Charlie inhaled deeply through his nose. âPardon me?â
âI gave Dylan Larsen nothing. Absolutely nothing.â
Charlie blinked. âSo heââ
âAsked me for nothing, so that he could imply everything .â I was pretty proud of this analysis.
Charlie frowned at his sandals. âThatâs stupid,â he said quietly.
I smiled and put my hands on my hips. âIt worked on you.â
âTroll,â he whispered bitterly.
I turned and walked away. Beneath whatever amusement I felt at Charlieâs expense simmered a summerâs worth of rage. He didnât deserve my company. Not anymore.
âRebecca.â Charlie chased after me, planting a clammy hand on my arm. I threw him off as hard as I could.
âWhat business is it of yours whether I do Dylan Larsen, or anyone else, any favors? Youâve been pretending I donât even exist. Youâve been pretending Charlie doesnât even exist. Itâs like your bodyâs been possessed by an imbecilic summer camp enthusiast whoââ
Charlie was turning red from his cheeks to the tips of his ears, which were sticking out through his overgrown mop of hair.
ââdoesnât even have a shred of interiority! Since when do you even play video games? The Charlie I know doesnât have time for video games! And, I mean, âFree Fallinâ by Tom Petty and the freaking Heartbreakers? I thought you loved Cat Power and Elliott Smith! Oh, and, Tacoma ?â
I shouted that last part, like the city itself was a lewd act.
âLeave Madeline out of this,â muttered Charlie.
âLike you left me out of your whole summer?â I was sweat-slicked, tear-slicked, kicking dirt at Charlieâs perfect legs.
He averted his eyes, showing me the backslash of his cheekbone. âIâm sorry,â he said, suddenly sounding sorrier than anyone had ever been. âI thoughtââand his voice went deep and gravellyââit would be fun or something to take a breakââ
âFrom me?â
âFrom my whole life! From treating everything like itâs my job! Hank told me I take myself way too seriously.â
âWho the hell is Hank?â I asked.
âThe guy in charge of the zip-line. He has an Xbox in his cabin. Heâs awesome.â
I shook my head in disbelief. âI like you better when youâre serious.â
Charlie lowered his chin. âSerious like you?â
I had never thought of myself as serious. But serious sounded good, like it was Charlie and me against a non-serious world. âYes,â I whispered.
He stepped closer. Charlie put his hands on my waist, and I let him.
âYouâre not going to lick me, are you?â
He froze. His posture conveyed disgust. âLick you?â
âThe pact. Never to kiss, grope, lick . . .â
âOh, that.â He
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