eyes, no crowâs-feet, even when she laughed. I decided, right then and there, Botox was a miracle, and if I ever needed it, I would get it. Her hair was fluffed perfectly, and she was wearing pale slacks with a turquoise top and matching turquoise jewelry. I glanced under the table. Even her sandals had a large turquoise band across the toes. I looked down at my own jeans and T-shirt. If fashion sense is hereditary, Patty got my share.
âOf course itâs ridiculous,â Bertie was saying. âMost of the town knows Coach Peeler is the biggest donkeyâs behind this side of the Mason-Dixon Line.â She turned around and caught me looking. âWhy are you staring?â
I licked the last remaining bits of chocolate off of my fork. ââCause you look really pretty,â I said.
That brought a huge smile. âArenât you sweet? Should I be humble and pretend I donât agree?â
I laughed. âThat would be a first!â
Bertie laughed along with me and turned to the boys. âAre you enjoying that biscuit, Franklin?â
Franklin wiped his chin with a napkin. âYes, maâam. Itâs delicious.â
âYou let me know if you need another one,â Bertie said, winking. âI never could resist a man in uniform.â
I rolled my eyes. Bertie would flirt with a rock.
âSo we were kind of bored and thinking about visiting that new museum youâre so crazy about,â I told her.
Bertie set her coffee cup down with a thud. âWhat? Miss I Hate History wants to go to the museum?â
I grinned. âKey wordâ
bored
.â
âThe museum, huh? Yâall angling for a personal tour?â she asked.
âHey, thatâs a really great idea,â Benzer said enthusiastically. I kicked him under the table; he didnât have to oversell it.
The sleigh bells rang behind me.
Bertie made a face at someone over my shoulder. âOh, phooey,â she muttered.
I turned around in the booth. A short, pudgy man wearing a suit was smiling and shaking hands with folks at the counter.
âWould you be able to leave soon?â Franklin asked. âI need to be home by lunch.â
âFine by me; I just lost my appetite anyway. Yâall go to the car. Iâll settle up and meet you there.â
Benzer stood, but not before he managed to stuff a whole biscuit into his mouth, his cheeks blowing out like a chipmunkâs. I punched him in the stomach, causing a chunk to shoot across the room.
âDisgusting,â Franklin said.
We walked past the counter and around the group of men that were still standing there.
âYou think those boys are going to be finished with the bridge by fall, Pete?â
âThey better be,â the man in the suit said. âThatâs when their pay stops.â
âIf they are,â another man laughed, âit will be the first time the countyâs met a deadline that Iâve heard of.â
âThings have changed since I became commissioner. You boys remember that when Iâm up for reelection.â
I glared at the back of his head. That had to be the sorry thief who was trying to take my house. I elbowed Benzer. âIs that Blakeâs dad?â I asked, whispering.
Benzer nodded.
Franklin opened the door. âI call the front seat!â
I gave one more hateful look at the back of Pete Winningham and ran outside.
The Grey County Museum was housed in what used to be a shirt factory. It had closed a while ago, and since no one seemed interested in buying the building, the town donated it to the historical society. Bertie is passionate about a lot of things, and history ranks right up there. She organized the town ladies, and they held raffles, spaghetti suppers, whatever they could think of to raise enough money for remodeling. Benzer and I went to the grand opening, but we didnât get to see much of it. Weâd signed the guest bookâVerbyl Belch
Anne Conley
Robert T. Jeschonek
Chris Lynch
Jessica Morrison
Sally Beauman
Debbie Macomber
Jeanne Bannon
Carla Kelly
Fiona Quinn
Paul Henke