â it wasnât a real dragon, of course. It was kids dressed up.â
âKids dressed up.â The policeman put down his pen. âHow many kids were there, Sir?â
âI dunno, do I? They were in this dragon thing. I were packing up for the night â hoeing my last row of spring onions â and this contraption comes running through the gate. It â they â trampled all over my beds, pushed my incinerator over and ran off laughing.â
âI see. At about what time was this, Sir?â
âWhatâs that got to do with it?â
âItâs procedure, Sir.â
âItâs a waste of flippinâ time, thatâs what it is. I might have known thereâd be no point coming here. Youâre all too busy cruising about in your luxury limousines these days, talking into them poncey radios, so why donât you just forget it, eh? Pretend I never came in. Iâll take care of this â my way.â He spun on one mud-caked heel and made for the door.
âI wouldnât adviseââ The constable broke off as Hughie Ackroyd slammed out. âWatch out for those dragons, Sir,â he murmured to the still-quivering door.
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
AS HUGHIE ACKROYD was tracking mud into the police station, Trot was doing the same to the kitchen at home. His mother shrieked as he clomped across the floor. âLook at the state of your shoes, David. Take them off at once and leave them on the mat.â
Trot turned with a sigh. âYes, Mum.â
âWherever have you been to get them in that state?â
âOh â around. You know.â Squatting by the doormat, fiddling with his laces. âThe park, mostly.â
âYou must have been on the flowerbeds to get so filthy.â
âMaybe. We didnât mean to.â
âNo. Anyway, your dad and I would like a word with you.â
âA word?â Trotâs heart lurched. âWhat about?â Surely old Ackroyd hasnât been here, he thought. He couldnât possibly know it was me.
âAbout you,â said his mother unhelpfully. âYour dadâs in the front room.â
Trot left his trainers on the mat and trailed after his mother. His father smiled up at him from an easy chair. âHello, son.â
Oh-oh. Trot returned the smile. Somethingâs up. âHi, Dad.â
âSit down a minute, David.â His father indicated the other chair. Trot sank into it, watching his parentsâ faces. They didnât look mad or anything. His mother sat down on the sofa.
âSo, howâre things going, son?â
Trot pulled a face. âOK, I guess.â He couldnât remember the last time his father had asked him how things were going. There probably hadnât been a last time, so what was all this about?
âGood, good. The play?â
âFine.â
âYour friend â Gary, is it?â
âHeâs fine too, Dad.â
âGood. I expect heâs got a girlfriend, eh â good-looking lad like him.â
The way his father chuckled as he said this switched on a little light in Trotâs head. Ah, hethought. So thatâs what all this is about. Girlfriends.
âEr â no.â He shook his head. âNot that I know of.â
âOh.â His father shrugged. âItâs just that your mother and I seem to have seen quite a lot of Lisa Watmough and the Sunderland girl just lately, and we wondered ââ
âTheyâre in the worm, Dad. We have to practise, yâknow?â
âOh yes, of course. So youâre not particularly interested in either of them, then?â
Trot shook his head. âNo way. Ellie-Mayâs a droop and that Lisaâs got a face like the back end of a motorway pile-up.â
âDavid!â his mother frowned. âThatâs not very nice, is it?â
âWhat â Lisaâs phizog?â
âNo â you know perfectly well what
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