appeal. “And for that matter, is it physically possible to give mouth to mouth to a hamster?” I gave the creature a tentative poke to check it really was dead. When I caught her eye again I saw her lips twitch and prepared myself for the inevitable sarcastic comment. It didn’t come. Instead, she went to close the office door and when she turned back to me was holding a hand to her mouth to stop laughter escaping. We both collapsed onto chairs laughing uproariously. In between giggles I attempted to explain what had happened. When finally the hysteria had abated we sobered up and began to think. “What are we going to do?” I asked hopelessly, wiping tears of mirth away. “Poor Sadie Morris. And poor Helen, she feels really guilty!” Mona went over to peer into the cage. “Oh dear,” she sighed, hiccoughing a little. “Well, I’ve got to go into town at lunchtime. I suppose I could try the pet shop to see if they’ve got anything we could pass off as little Fluffy.” We began to laugh yet again but then Mona stopped abruptly and looked at me, as if something had occurred to her. “You say it belonged to Sadie Morris?” Mona tutted, more sympathetic now. “Oh dear,” she said again. “The child will be distraught. Her parents got divorced last year and the child took it very badly.” Mona shook her head sadly, “She was so close to her father.” She went to leave but then turned and said, “Leave it with me Miss Hathaway, I’ll see what I can do.” I thanked her profusely. As Jack was out of school all day I was in charge of the school and had to stay on the premises; I wasn’t allowed out myself. I took a deep breath and then regretted it, the smell really was unpleasant. I threw a cloth over the cage as I couldn’t bear to look at the stiffening little corpse and prayed that Mona might come up trumps at the pet shop. I managed to get into the staff room at morning break to introduce Rupert to everyone and whispered a quick message to a relieved looking Helen. The remainder of the morning was hectic. I dealt with three boys brought to me for fighting in the playground and then answered a phone call from an irate parent who wanted to know why her child was on his third teacher in his vital Year Six year. I chased up several parents who hadn’t filled in holiday forms and then attempted to wade my way through yet another government pack of training materials. In between more phone calls I sketched out a vague agenda for next term’s staff meetings and looked through Ann’s plans for the Christmas celebrations. I then realised it was some time into the afternoon and Mona should have been back ages ago. And that I’d missed lunch. At the knock on the door I looked up hopefully. “I’m afraid I haven’t had any luck Miss Hathaway.” Mona came in looking genuinely concerned. “The pet shop had no hamsters of any kind and even the garden centre had nothing to offer.” I was impressed at her effort, the garden centre was at least fifteen miles away. I looked at her and came to my decision. “Well there’s nothing for it but to tell the child the truth. I’ll go and get her.” I sighed, I hated breaking this kind of news to young children. There was no anticipating their reaction - or those of their parents. “Shall I ring Mrs. Morris?” Mona offered. “I know the family well and I can explain that there was nothing we could do. Perhaps she’d like to pick up Sadie early if she can.” I nodded gratefully and then made my way reluctantly to Year Four to collect the little girl. On the way I rehearsed what I had to say. As she sat down Sadie looked wide-eyed around the office. Only rarely did children get into this hallowed space and even then it was usually because of some serious misdemeanour. She was an attractive child, with a mass of curly red hair and endearing freckles. She pleated her grey school skirt between nervous fingers. I sat on the chair beside her. “Sadie,