in a hushed tone all morning. They all have. Itâs driving me crazy and making everything seem worse. Itâs not like Mumâs hovering above us listening. That stuffâs for people who need something to believe in. I donât want to go. Iâm in a pink dress and Iâm going to my motherâs funeral. I look in the mirror again and tell myself to stop being such a wimp. I still look wonderful. I go outside into the blaring sun. Itâs so hot the pebbles on the verandah look like theyâre boiling. Tracy is in the street, stepping into one of the shiny black cars with Chris. She didnât want to sit with me. Probably worried Iâd be a big crybaby. I think Iâm getting on her nerves. I walk toward the car behind hers. I feel like Iâm going to be sick. This kind of car doesnât belong in our happy little cul-de-sac. A fat man in a black suit gives me that âIâm so sorryâ smile and opens the back door for me. I feel like a movie star going to the Academy Awards. Iâm so shallow. Itâs terrible that Dad canât be here. Trent is digging in a sandbox at a neighborâs house while our mother is being buried. How bloody ironic! I get my own shiny black luxury funeral car all to myself. I feel so grown-up all of a sudden. I suppose if thereâs a time to stop being a kid, this is it. Itâs so quiet out here. Itâs as though all the birds and trees know weâre going to a funeral. How can they know? How is it that itâs so quiet? Frances taps on the window. âCan I ride with you?â I know sheâs only doing it for my sake, and I do kind of like the idea of traveling by myself, but maybe itâs for the best. âOkay, that might be good,â I tell her. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Weâre off. The car is going very slowly. Why are they dragging this out? I know itâs out of respect for the dead and all that, but whatâs so respectful about taking your time? So the car drives on and on. We sit in silence. We have a long way to go. Mum always said she wanted to be buried with her mother, and that cemetery is two hours away. I stare out the window. Mum and Dad were driving along this road when the accident happened. I wonder where it happened precisely. Do I want to know? We finally get to the church. Itâs a cute little old building made of big chunks of sandstone. I step out onto the grass and walk over to Tracy. She ignores me. Itâs hot and still and quiet. I think if she looks at me sheâll cry and not be able to stop. Thereâs no one standing outside. So we walk into the dark, packed church, Tracy first. I spot the shiny brown coffin at the end of the aisle. Itâs just sitting there near the altar like an overgrown coffee table with a flowery wedding cake on top. Thereâs a big, black hole in my chest, and itâs growing with every breath I take. My motherâs in that box. I canât believe it. It doesnât make sense. How can she have been walking two weeks ago and now be in a box with ugly flowers on top? I was okay until I saw the coffin, I really was. But this is too much. I now have to sit here in the front row and listen to the minister talk with my motherâs coffin so close by. Wouldnât it be funny if she started knocking on the lid? âLet me out, let me out. Iâm not really dead.â âOh, whew, Mum, you woke up just in time. The minister was going to start rambling on about Godâs will and all that garbage. Jump on out and join the party. Everyoneâs here!â She doesnât knock and the minister doesnât stop. The minister talks and talks and keeps looking down at us. I must say it feels pretty special being in the front row. Is that sick of me? Oh well, God canât punish me now. Heâs already done it. He canât punish me for not listening to the minister either. The ministerâs a