pub,â muses Laura. âBut thenââ
âI think weâre all past caring now, arenât we?â says Inigo sulkily, and Tamsin, with her radar sense for discord, looks at him and then at Laura with interest. Laura sighs, and the sigh becomes a yawn and then another sigh as if she is meditating. She gets up to break the pattern and clears the plates away.
Inigo carefully removes his hand from the neckof the wine bottle he has been clasping. He has positioned the corkscrew so it is poised like a ballerina on the rim. But before anyone can exclaim at his brilliance, Laura reaches across past him for Fredâs plate and knocks the corkscrew flying.
âMum,â hisses Dolly. âDad had to think his way into that and you just knocked it down.â
Laura swallows her impatience ruefully, recognising that it is best to maintain an equilibrium even though every sense rails against it. She gives an apologetic half-smile, but Inigo just grins.
âDonât worry, I can do it again.â
Hedley has been preoccupied for the past few minutes; then his brow clears. âOh, Iâve got it!â he exclaims. âThe drilling starts tomorrow, there are trees to plant, and weâve also got some men with ferrets coming. Youâll like that, Fred, I think, wonât you?â
âFerrets, great,â says Fred, pushing back his chair and feeding most of his chicken pie to Diver.
âNot ferrets,â groans Inigo at the same moment. âHonestly, Hedley, I donât know why you put yourself through all these charades. Drilling your fields, irrigating the crops, planting endless trees, worrying about rabbits. What is the point?â The twins and Tamsin, eyeing Hedley and Inigo scornfully, slide out from their places and troop back towards thetelevision. Laura wishes they would stay and talk, but cannot see any reason why they should.
Hedley interrupts Inigo. âYouâre a fine one to ask âWhat is the point?â. Your work wouldnât stand up to much scrutiny with that as a criterion, would it? I mean, what a waste of bloody energy to go poncing around the world making bloody paper chains. I donât see the point of contemporary art. It doesnât make you think â in fact itâs an excuse not to.â
Inigo ignores this unhelpful interruption and continues, âYou may as well accept that your role as a farmer is non-existent. What you are is a custodian of a small part of Norfolk. One day you will be bought by a rich Japanese businessman who will pay you a salary in order that he can come and take photographs of you going through the motions of farming. Thatâs about as good as it will ever get, and that, I guarantee, is the future.â
Hedley pours wine into his and Inigoâs glasses and looks at his brother-in-law with mild dislike, adjusting his look, when he remembers Inigo isnât technically his brother-in-law, to one of stronger disdain.
âI donât see why you canât accept that there is a valid existence to be had in rural England,â he says, determinedly keeping his tone well modulated and reasonable, as Laura has instructed him to do in his dealings with Tamsin, but is unable to resist aprovocative little jibe at the end: âAnd I havenât heard your defence for your way of life either,â he adds.
Inigoâs eyes glitter and Laura isnât sure if itâs the wine or the success of Hedleyâs baiting.
âI donât have to defend contemporary art,â he says loftily. âArt has always been pilloried by philistines and it always will be. That doesnât ever stop the creative process. No artist will be put down by detractors.â
Hedley is astonished and quietly amused. âI must say, Inigo, you are quite something. I donât know when I was last called a philistine â Iâm a bloody Classics professor, in case youâd forgotten.â
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