GoodFellas

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we’d go to stores where we were known or places we had. I’d punch out ten credit-card slips. The guys we knew in the stores would call and get authorization for a $390 stereo, a $450 television, a $470 wristwatch – whatever. The person waiting for the card never got it, and we had about a month before the card was usually reported stolen. I’d try to do all the heavy purchases as soon as I got the card. The guys in the stores didn’t care, since they were getting their money. They would just take the authorized slips to the bank and deposit them like cash.
    â€˜These days they have traps for this kind of thing in the computer system, but back then I was making a lot of money. If I wanted to, I could have run up $10,000 worth of merchandise in a day. Even working strange stores was easy. There are a hundred items in every store, and you’ve always got your fake driver’s license all typed out and your backup ID. We used to get fake IDs from “Tony the Baker” in Ozone Park. He was a real baker. He had a bakery that made bread. But he’d also make up fake driver’s licenses for you while you waited. He had all the forms. You couldn’t believe how good he was. Somehow he had the code from Albany, so that even a state trooper couldn’t tell it was wrong. He charged fifty dollars for a set, and that included a driver’s license, Social Security card, and voter registration card.
    â€˜When I finished with the cards I’d sell them to “under the limits” people, who would take the banged-out card and go out and buy things that were under the authorization limit. For instance, on some cards the store will call up for authorization if the item being bought is over fifty dollars or over one hundred dollars. “Under the limit” buyers always make purchases below the call-in figure. They’ll go into department stores or shopping malls and bang out forty-five-dollar items on a fifty-dollar card all afternoon. You can go out and buy blenders, radios, cigarettes, razor blades – the kind of stuff that’s easy to sell off at half the price – and in two hours make a good payday for yourself. Stacks Edwards, who wasa tall, skinny black guy who hung out with the crew, was an “under the limit” master. He’d do a day at a shopping center with a panel truck until he ran out of room. Then he had an army of people who used to go out and sell his stuff in factories, or he’d take it to small mom-and-pop stores in Harlem, or places in New Jersey that would buy his whole truckload.
    â€˜It was Jimmy Burke who put me into cigarettes. I knew about them from having been in North Carolina. A carton of cigarettes was $2.10 in the South at the time, while the same carton would cost $3.75 just because of the New York taxes. Jimmy came by the cabstand one day with his car full of cigarettes. He gave me a hundred cartons and said I should try and sell them. I wasn’t sure, but he said I should give it a try. I put the cartons in the trunk of my car and drove over to a nearby construction site. I sold every carton I had in ten minutes. The working guys were saving about a buck a carton. It was worth it to them. But I saw I could make twenty-five cents a carton in ten minutes for my end. That night I went to Jimmy’s house and paid him for the hundred cartons he had given me and asked for three hundred more. I took as many as I could fit in the trunk. The next day I sold them in ten minutes again. I said to myself, “Ain’t this nice,” and I went back and got another three hundred for my trunk and two hundred more for my backseat. This was adding up to a hundred twenty-five bucks for a couple of hours’ work.
    â€˜Jimmy came by the cabstand one day with a skinny kid who was wearing a wiseguy suit and a pencil mustache. It was Tommy DeSimone. He was one of those kids who looked younger than he was just because he was

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