The Laurels.
This time they did not go immediately to the front gate, but skirting along the laurel hedge, the gardenâs high, dark rampart, searched for some other entrance, which, if it existed, might let them into the kitchen garden without their being forced to pass under the windows of the house.
Luckily it was there, a narrow, wooden gate. It was high; Toby could only just see over it; also it turned out to be padlocked. But Toby could see the gardener, not twenty yards away, forking a patch of soil, his back to the gate.
Toby called.
He called three times before the man took any notice. Then all he did was to pause in his digging and cock his head slightly as if he thought he had heard an unaccustomed noise.
âOver here,â called Toby.
The man looked round then, saw him at last and came towards him. He walked with the slow steps of one who is used to a load of soil on his boots. He was a square, stolid man with a brown face and very little hair; there were deep wrinkles round his eyes and line after line of them scored across his high bald forehead. His lips had the fallen-in look of too few teeth, and indeed, as they parted, they revealed only three or four whitish spikes sticking down from his gum.
âMorninâ,â he said, ââtis a fine day. Betterân yesterday. Betterân this time last year.â
Toby addressed him in the loud voice one uses to the deaf. âGood morning. Do you happen to remember seeing us a short while ago with Sergeant Eggbear?â
The man looked at him in a puzzled way. Toby repeated it in a louder voice. The man shook his head.
ââE donât require to talk so loud,â he said. âI ainât deaf. I was thinkinâ.â
âSorry,â said Toby. âWell, do you rememberâ?â
âAh, I remembers. But âtwas my teeth I was a-thinkinâ about. Thereâs a hole in this one up here that hurts terrible the moment I stop workinâ. âTis the circulation, I reckon. Minute ago I wasnât givinâ it a thought, but then you calls me and I stops and stands up and looks around, and the old devil starts up as if he was digginâ in my head with a red-hot pitchfork.â
âWhy donât you get it seen to?â said Toby.
âAh,â said the man, âthatâs what the lady says. Mrs Milne, her says: âAlbert,â her says, âyou belong to go and have it seen to, that tooth oâ yours.â âMaâam,â I says, âwhen I had more teeth in my head than I have, I was always a-goinâ to the dentist. Went to him for a pastime, I did. And what did he do? Stopped up the holes inân, and when the stoppinâ come out he stoppedân up again. Well,â I says, âI reckon that ainât good enough. Now I keeps my teeth the way they are until I canât standân no more, and then I hasân out. No, maâam,â I says, âI donât hold with dentists.â â
âWell, I was just going to ask youââ
But sticking his fork into the ground and leaning upon it, Albert went on: âMrs Milne, her says: âBut Iâll pay for it myself, Albert,â her says. âFor the sake of your health, thatâs why. And you belong to have some false teeth in, you canât be chewinâ your food proper.â âThankinâ you, maâam,â I says, âbutââ â
In a clear voice, which he had slightly raised again, Toby struck in: âEver tried whisky for your toothache, Albert?â
Staring at the two heads that looked at him over the top of the gate, Albert fell silent. He pulled his fork out of the ground, looked down for a moment at the worn prongs, then, as he thrust it into the earth once more, looked back at his questioner.
âWell,â he said, âI have.â
âAh,â said Toby, âwhen?â
âI thought,â said Albert,
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