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are you talking about?" If she didn't stop making eyes
at him I was going to pluck them out her head.
I guess my voice must've alerted Prince Charles to my displeasure, because no
sooner had I finished speaking than he was attacking their ankles.
I laughed my tail off at their screeching and hopping around, pop covered his
face with his hands and Gabriel was trying not to laugh but losing.
"At least it's better than buckshot, now you two get going, I wouldn't let
either of you near my head if I was going bald and you had the cure and don't
think I don't know why you're really here. Paula go husband hunting somewhere
else and as for you hot pants I thought you were so in lo... ve with Dan Young? Why, are, you, here? " They didn't move fast enough to
suit me so I did what I did best.
"Samantha Eliza, have you lost your cotton- picking mind? Put that thing
down, go ahead on girls she's not right in the head this morning, maybe another
time."
"Lord why you don't listen to me when I talk to you, I asked you to make
her sweet, now she's worse than ever and to top it off she brought in a
ringer." Pop was beseeching the heavens again, he does that a lot.
"As for you, humph, I don't even know where to start." I pointed at
him, he looked nervous as well he should, this last stunt was just too much.
Chapter 20
GABE
Well it's been two hours since this morning's theatrics; I give it
until about midday before the next fireworks session commences.
The chief has been in hiding the coward, leaving me to deal with Sam's wrath
which may I remind you was all his doing.
She's been on the rampage ever since and it seems she handles her anger by
cleaning. I tried my best to stay the hell out of her way, while Prince Charles
followed her and the vacuum around yipping and jumping like he thought it was a
fun new game.
The mutterings were back in full force, I wouldn't want to be in those two
girls' shoes when she finally caught up with them I'll tell you that much.
I heard some pretty vicious threats being thrown around; one of them apparently
was going to be shanghaied to the Orient, while the other would be wearing the
scarlet letter. I have no idea which century my flower lived in in her head,
but she had their punishments all mapped out nice and proper.
At about one, when I was beginning to think peace would rein the
chief stuck his head out of his bedroom door yelling something about lunch and
starving invalids. Since I was upstairs I only heard the crash and the ‘son of
a’‚ so I'm guessing she beaned him with something.
I peeked over the rail and even Prince Charles had stopped his running around
and was just standing off to the side, probably waiting to see what his crazy
mother would do next.
"Samantha?"
"Gabriel."
"Did you kill him?"
"Would you help me bury the body?"
"I heard that, what kind of daughter talks that way about her
poor old man? I was just trying to help, you could do with a new hair styling
if you ask me. All that wild hair is what makes you so ornery that's what I'm
thinking. In the old days where you seem to live by the way Belle Starr, they
would've cut it all off to release demons. I'm thinking it's long past due."
Why didn't the man shut up? I have to get down there before she really does him
in. I grabbed her as soon as I got down the stairs and laid one on her. She was
full of piss and vinegar and it added some spice to our tongue action.
I loved the way she just dropped everything when I kissed her, the way her body
molded itself to mine as if she couldn't get close enough.
“Behave yourself." I whispered as I kissed her nose. It was
hard to believe that the hellcat could become so pliant from just a few kisses.
I was really looking forward to taking her home with me for a good long visit.
I'd finally gotten her to agree to come with me as long as the chief could come
along. I think she didn't want to be apart any more than I did. I had to call
mom soon and maybe warn her of her prospective future daughter
at him I was going to pluck them out her head.
I guess my voice must've alerted Prince Charles to my displeasure, because no
sooner had I finished speaking than he was attacking their ankles.
I laughed my tail off at their screeching and hopping around, pop covered his
face with his hands and Gabriel was trying not to laugh but losing.
"At least it's better than buckshot, now you two get going, I wouldn't let
either of you near my head if I was going bald and you had the cure and don't
think I don't know why you're really here. Paula go husband hunting somewhere
else and as for you hot pants I thought you were so in lo... ve with Dan Young? Why, are, you, here? " They didn't move fast enough to
suit me so I did what I did best.
"Samantha Eliza, have you lost your cotton- picking mind? Put that thing
down, go ahead on girls she's not right in the head this morning, maybe another
time."
"Lord why you don't listen to me when I talk to you, I asked you to make
her sweet, now she's worse than ever and to top it off she brought in a
ringer." Pop was beseeching the heavens again, he does that a lot.
"As for you, humph, I don't even know where to start." I pointed at
him, he looked nervous as well he should, this last stunt was just too much.
Chapter 20
GABE
Well it's been two hours since this morning's theatrics; I give it
until about midday before the next fireworks session commences.
The chief has been in hiding the coward, leaving me to deal with Sam's wrath
which may I remind you was all his doing.
She's been on the rampage ever since and it seems she handles her anger by
cleaning. I tried my best to stay the hell out of her way, while Prince Charles
followed her and the vacuum around yipping and jumping like he thought it was a
fun new game.
The mutterings were back in full force, I wouldn't want to be in those two
girls' shoes when she finally caught up with them I'll tell you that much.
I heard some pretty vicious threats being thrown around; one of them apparently
was going to be shanghaied to the Orient, while the other would be wearing the
scarlet letter. I have no idea which century my flower lived in in her head,
but she had their punishments all mapped out nice and proper.
At about one, when I was beginning to think peace would rein the
chief stuck his head out of his bedroom door yelling something about lunch and
starving invalids. Since I was upstairs I only heard the crash and the ‘son of
a’‚ so I'm guessing she beaned him with something.
I peeked over the rail and even Prince Charles had stopped his running around
and was just standing off to the side, probably waiting to see what his crazy
mother would do next.
"Samantha?"
"Gabriel."
"Did you kill him?"
"Would you help me bury the body?"
"I heard that, what kind of daughter talks that way about her
poor old man? I was just trying to help, you could do with a new hair styling
if you ask me. All that wild hair is what makes you so ornery that's what I'm
thinking. In the old days where you seem to live by the way Belle Starr, they
would've cut it all off to release demons. I'm thinking it's long past due."
Why didn't the man shut up? I have to get down there before she really does him
in. I grabbed her as soon as I got down the stairs and laid one on her. She was
full of piss and vinegar and it added some spice to our tongue action.
I loved the way she just dropped everything when I kissed her, the way her body
molded itself to mine as if she couldn't get close enough.
“Behave yourself." I whispered as I kissed her nose. It was
hard to believe that the hellcat could become so pliant from just a few kisses.
I was really looking forward to taking her home with me for a good long visit.
I'd finally gotten her to agree to come with me as long as the chief could come
along. I think she didn't want to be apart any more than I did. I had to call
mom soon and maybe warn her of her prospective future daughter
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