college. Heâs discovered something, all right: insta-depression. He could market it to people with bipolar disorder, bring them down from their moments of euphoric mania just by talking.
âOr, I know,â I say. âYou could take your gloom-and-doom act on the road. Go around telling high school seniors everywhere just how screwed they are. Youâll be famous, and thatâs what will get you into Harvard. Then ten thousand senior class presidents will murder you because they donât appreciate the irony.â
âVery funny,â Stuart says.
Then, to my horror, he picks up a stack of papers from beside his trayâthe packet Ms. Stela passed out in the assembly. Stuart flips it over to the last page, to the picture of Daddy.
âThis guy,â he says, and he puts his finger right on Daddyâs face. âHe stole millions of dollars, right? You donât actually need that much to pay tuition. I bet he was going to buy his kidâs way into Harvard. Thatâs what I would do, if I had that kind of money. Thatâs what lots of people do. Itâs like, nowadays, you have to cheat to come out on top.â
Iâm standing before I even realize Iâve moved. Now everyone is staring at me again. Kids at neighboring tables are staring at me too.
Iâve made a huge mistake. I need to turn this into a joke, make it seem like I planned it and Iâm just setting up another punch line. But thereâs not a single funny thought in my mind right now. Every cell in my body has switched over to âdead seriousâ mode.
The setting right before âAnd now we cry.â
I have to say something before that happens.
âIâm not going to let you ruin my senior year,â I fling at Stuart. Not bad, I congratulate myself. Except my voice sounds like somebody elseâs, like it belongs to some robot I may or may not be able to control. And Iâm still talking. âYou want to know what happens to cheaters? Cheaters get caught. They go to prison. They lose in the end.â
I barely stop myself from saying, âLike that guy did. Like Daddy.â
Bring it back to Stuart, I tell myself frantically. Stop talking about Daddy.
âSo . . . if youâre going to be a cheater . . .â My voice wobbles, but I have to go on. âOr if youâre just going to be all negative and nasty all the time . . . then . . . then . . . Iâll eat somewhere else.â
Okay, that was acceptable, I tell myself. Nothing that Oscar and Rosa and Clarice wouldnât have wanted to say too.
I turn around and walk away, feeling oddly triumphant. Iâve abandoned my unopened lunch sack and I left my gov book behind, but someone else will get them for me. I just need to make it to the girlsâ bathroom and calm down.
Iâm halfway there when I hear Stuart calling after me.
âIâm only telling the truth, Becca,â he says. âYou canât run away from the truth.â
I just finished a summer reading list of the classics. I bet Iâm the only person in AP lit who actually read the whole of Moby Dick , instead of just skimming the SparkNotes online. But even with all that supposedly great literature sloshing around in my brain, somehow the only words I can think of are from a childrenâs story:
Run, run, as fast as you can
You canât catch me, Iâm the Gingerbread Man.
The words in my head are in Daddyâs voice. The way he always told that story, nobody ever caught the Gingerbread Man. He didnât fall for anyoneâs tricks; the fox didnât gobble him down. He never met his deserved end. He just kept running and running and running, the happiest Gingerbread Man around. He could run away from anything.
How am I supposed to handle any truth? My head was filled with lies from the very start.
Now
(Still not âthen.â But maybe some âif . . .