out?
âOh, Becca,â Stuart says, appointing himself spokesperson for the group. âBecca Becca Bec.â
âWhat?â I say. Or screech, actually.
âWhat did you do all summerâhide under a rock?â Stuart asks. âDidnât you work on college stuff at all?â
âI worked at Riggoliâs,â I say. âYou knowâmaking money for college? Do the math: Every minute I spent shredding mozzarella or slicing pepperoni earned me point-oh-eight seconds in a college classroom.â
I know this group: They wonât let a ridiculous statement like that stand unexamined. I didnât actually do the math myself, but Rosa will. Sheâll pull out her calculator. Sheâll ask how much I make, and then sheâll figure it all out: How much time my summer of pizza making would earn me at a private school, a public school, a community college . . .
Iâll have them distracted in nothing flat.
But all of them are still staring at me.
âYouâll never earn enough for college working at Riggoliâs,â Stuart says flatly. âThatâs if you even manage to get in anywheregood. Grades and test scores arenât enough. Do you know, there are people with almost-perfect SAT scores who still donât get into Georgetown? Georgetown! Itâs not even the Ivy League!â
âStuart, you have got to stop looking at collegedata dot com,â Clarice says. âItâs making you crazy.â
âAnd stop texting me about it!â Rosa adds, waving her peanut butter sandwich at him for emphasis. She sees me looking confused and seems to remember that I donât have a cell phone, so I havenât gotten any texts. âCollegedataâs this website that tells you your chances of getting in at any school.â
âAnd where kids like you got in last year, and what kind of aid they got,â Stuart adds. âThough everyone says this yearâs going to be even tougher. . . .â
He does look a little wild-eyed. Maybe this conversation hasnât exactly been a joke. But then, Stuartâs the kind of person who walks out of an exam moaning about how this time heâs sure heâs failed, heâs ruined his life forever, heâll be lucky someday just to get a job emptying Porta-Johns. And then it will turn out that he only missed one question, and with the curve, heâs got 100 percent.
âYouâll be fine,â I tell him. âYouâve got a million extracurriculars. Marching band president, remember? Arenât you senior class president, too?â
Stuart shakes his head violently.
âThatâs not enough,â he says. âThereâs a senior class president at every high school in America. Do you know how many spaces there are in Harvardâs freshman class? One thousand, six hundred and fifty-seven. A certain percentage of those are legacies; a certain percentage has to be international studentsâyou break it down far enough, Iâm probably competing with ten thousand other kids for just five spots!â
âYou like competition,â I say.
âBut how is that fair, when the odds are so stacked against me?â Stuart asks. He stabs his fork a little too hard against his cafeteria tray. âIt used to be, if you were a decent student, you did okay on the ACT or SAT, you could go anywhere you wanted.â
âIf you were a white male,â Rosa mutters. âAnd rich.â
Stuart ignores her.
âBut now itâs like, if you havenât already discovered the cure for cancer as a high school student, forget it,â Stuart says. âYou donât have a prayer.â
âSo discover the cure for cancer, already,â I say. âYouâve got a couple months.â
I look aroundâsurely Oscar will high-five me for that zinger. But he and both the girls are slumped down. Stuart has them all stressed out now, worrying about
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