oâclock this morning, when Rosie had announced she didnât feel very well then, seconds later, projectile-vomited Frosties right across the breakfast table, Catriona had been fighting one fire after another. In between frantic trips to the doctorâs surgery in Burford and Waitrose in Witney, sheâd been called in to Hectorâs school for the second time in a month after heâd super-glued a sleeping classmateâs hair to his desk and the boy had ended up having to have a crew cut.
âWhy do you
do
these things?â an exasperated Catriona asked her son on the short drive home. âDo you want to get kicked out of St Austinâs?â
âWouldnât mind,â Hector shrugged. âHave you told Dad?â
âNot yet.â
Catriona couldnât tell if Hector wanted Ivan to know, or dreaded it. Certainly his attention-seeking antics seemed to be aimed more at his father than at her. Now that Ivan spent so much time away in London, and increasingly took work calls and meetings even when he
was
home, he had less time than ever for the children. Rosie, at nearly thirteen, had bigger fish to fry than hanging out with her old man. But eleven-year-old Hector clearly missed his dad. Ivan knew it, and felt guilty, but as a result both he and Catriona were loath to punish the boy, and the bad behaviour got worse. This weekend, Ivan had absolutely promised to take Hector fishing, and assured Cat that he wouldnât pick up his BlackBerry or see a single work-related person for two whole days. But at two oâclock this afternoon, heâd blithely rung home to announce that he was bringing Kendall Bryce, Jackâs problem client, back with him, and could Catriona please make up the blue bedroom?
âYou arse!â she shouted at him, losing her rarely seen temper. âYou promised Hector it would be just the two of you.â
âOh, Hector wonât mind,â breezed Ivan. To his astonishment, Catriona hung up on him. Then Ned had arrived, slump-shouldered and morose, and before Cat knew it was six oâclock, she hadnât even begun making supper, and the blue bedroom remained as sheet-less and towel-less as it had been four hours ago.
âCan I stay for supper?â asked Ned, through a shower of cake crumbs. âI canât face going back to the cottage on my own. All Dianaâs horrible vegan foodâs still in the fridge.â
âWell throw it out,â said Catriona, âand of course you can stay for supper, as long as you help me make it. Ivanâs bringing someone up from London with him so weâll be six with the children. Do you know how to stuff a chicken?â
In the end, inevitably, Friday-night traffic on the M40 was grizzly and Ivan and Kendall were more than an hour late. By the time they staggered through the door at nine, Catriona and Ned had already polished off a bottle of Montepulciano and âtestedâa good half of the roast potatoes. Rosie â whoâd made a miraculous recovery once she heard Nedâs voice in the kitchen â and Hector had both decided they were too hungry to wait, and had polished off a family pack of Hula Hoops in front of
The Simpsons
. Despite the beautifully laid table and enticing smell of rosemary chicken wafting down the hall, the overall atmosphere that met Ivan and his young VIP guest was one of semi-drunken chaos.
âOh, there you are,â Catriona giggled, tripping over a snoring Badger as she came out to greet them. âWeâd almost given up hope. You must be Kendall. Welcome.â
âThanks for having me.â Kendall smiled sweetly. âIâm sorry to gate-crash your weekend like this.â
âNot at all, weâre thrilled you could come. I hear your concert was a huge success.â
Kendall smiled, gratified. âThanks. Iâm relieved itâs over, but I actually really enjoyed it. Ivanâs been so
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