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Whenever Wilson Williams had a problem, he talked to his hamster, Pip. He had had Pip for only two weeks, but already she understood him better than anybody else in his family did.
âMultiplication was hard enough,â Wilson told Pip on the first Saturday morning in April. âBut now we have to do fractions.â
Pip twitched her nose.
âEven worse, Mrs. Porter is giving us a huge test in three weeks.â
Pip blinked.
âBut thatâs not the worst thing.â
Pip scampered across Wilsonâs bedspread. Luckily Wilson had his bedroom door closed so that she couldnât escape and get lost.
âWait,â Wilson said to Pip. âDonât you want to know what the worst thing is?â
He scooped up Pip and held her in both hands, facing him, as he leaned back against his pillow. Her bright little eyes really did look interested.
When Wilson had gotten Pip, her name had been Snuggles, but he had changed it to Pip, short for Pipsqueak. Pipâs brother, Squiggles, was the classroom pet in Wilsonâs third-grade classroom.
âThe worst thing,â Wilson said, âis that my parents are getting me a math tutor.â
Pipâs eyes widened with indignation.
âI know.â Wilson set her down on his knee. Instead of scurrying away, she sat very still, gazing up at him sadly. But no amount of hamster sympathy could change that one terrible fact.
A math tutor! That meant Wilson would go to school and do fractions, and then after school heâd go see Mrs. Tucker and do more fractions. Heâd have fractions homework for Mrs. Porter and more fractions homework for Mrs. Tucker.
And suppose his friends at school found out. Nobody else he knew had a math tutor. There were other kids who were bad at math. There were other kids who thought fractions were hard. There were even other kids who thought fractions were impossible. But Wilson had never heard of any other kid who had a math tutor.
Wilson picked up Pip again and stroked the soft fur on the top of her little head. Pip was the only good thing left in Wilsonâs life. From now on, the rest of his life was going to be nothing but fractions.
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âNow, come on,â Wilsonâs father said at lunch. âCheer up. The point of a math tutor is to help you.â
âYouâve been struggling so much,â his mother went on. âFirst with multiplication, and now with fractions. A math tutor will make math come more easily to you.â
Wilsonâs little brother, Kipper, who was in kindergarten, spoke up next. âCan I have a math tutor, too? Wilson and I can share the math tutor. Like we share Pip.â
Wilson stopped glaring at his parents and started glaring at Kipper instead. It
was annoying enough to have a little brother, but Wilson had to have a little brother who happened to love math, and who was good at it, too.
To the left of Kipperâs plate sat his beanbag penguin, Peck-Peck. To the right sat his beanbag alligator, Snappy.
âWhatâs a math tutor?â Kipper made Peck-Peck ask in a deep, growly voice. For some strange reason, Kipper seemed to think that was how a penguin should talk.
âDoes a math tutor toot on a horn?â Kipper made Snappy ask. âToot! Toot!â Snappyâs head bobbed up and down with each cheerful toot, as if he were an alligator tugboat.
âMom!â Wilson complained. âMake Kipper stop!â
But instead of giving a warning look to Kipper, she gave one to Wilson. âKipperâs just playing.â Then she actually leaned across the table and spoke directly to Snappy. âNo, Snappy, a math tutor doesnât go âToot.â A math tutor helps people learn math. A math tutor has a very important job.â
This was too much. Who else lived in a family where adults had serious conversations with beanbag alligators?
âToot! Toot!â Snappy said again, apparently not even listening to the
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