âThatâs OK, I suppose. After all, I did catch you with ⦠hmm ⦠I guess, âyour pants downâ isnât quite the right phrase, is it?â
Yancy Vogulâs jaw moved slightly underneath his skin as he clenched his teeth. God, that reddening in his cheeks was delicious.
Claudia winked at him. âDonât worry. If Iâd wanted to kill you, I already wouldâve.â
âGee. What a princess. I assume animals of the forest flock from all corners when you sing in the shower, too?â
âOf course. How do you think Bambiâs mother died?â
Yancy squinted, then his gaze darted toward the back room, his smooth, fearless façade dissolving in an instant. âWhat have you done with Yorke?â
âAw, relax,â Claudia said, sitting down in the chair facing Yancy. âI didnât kill him. Heâs not my type.â
âThen what
did
you do to him?â Yancy said evenly.
âOh, nothing. Just gave him an itsy little injection thatâll make sure he sleeps really well until weâre done here then wakes up in time for you two to flip the fuck out together after Iâm gone,â she said, making sure to imply that the shop owner would remember the attack. He didnât need to forget, after all. He hadnât seen a thing.
âSo youâre not here to kill me, not here to kill Yorke ⦠why the hell
are
you here, Claudia? Iâm guessing we donât happen to be at the same orthotics clinic today because serendipity brought us together?â Yancy jibed.
Claudia licked her lips. Smiled. This guy was about to have no choice but to make the biggest mistake heâd made so far, and heâd do it without his leg
and
his pride.
âYouâre right. Iâm here because I knew you were coming. As adorable as it would be to have my own personal kickstand for when I got tired, I donât
need
spare parts in order to run,â Claudia said evenly.
Yancyâs nostrils flared.
âThat said, it
is
time we had a chat, isnât it? Because we
arenât
that different, you and me, are we? Except for that whole I-can-enter-a-three-legged-race-at-a-picnic thing. Well, and the whole Iâm a woman and youâre a ⦠well, you have a penis. Iâm assuming it still works since Jennaâs still around.â
At this, Yancyâs breathing came harder, angrier, and he leaned forward where he sat as though at any moment, he might charge. This was too damned good. Shame Jenna couldnât see this, nor could Claudia trust sheâd hear about it.
Yancy sat as still as he could, but all he could think about was jumping up, surprising her. Wrapping his hands around her throat and squeezing until that evil, leering smirk went lax.
âWhoa, down, boy. We wouldnât want you to do something silly and hurt yourself, now would we? We both know Iâd still get away, and if you make me shoot you, who will be there to protect your dearest, beloved Jenna when I catch up to her?â Claudia said.
Yancy pressed his lips together, swallowed hard. âYou didnât follow me here to taunt me, Claudia. Even for you thatâs too much work.â
âSee! We
are
similar creatures despite ⦠all that stuff. Because even though youâre one good accident â or bullet,â she said, aiming the gun at Yancyâs kneecap for a split-second before leveling it back at his face, âaway from Jenna carrying you upstairs to bed the rest of your life, really, youâre functioning at your peak, what with rescuing slutty damsels in distress and dumping bodies for them and everything.â
Finally, sheâd come to it. Heâd known she would. Heâd been waiting for her to play her card ever since sheâd left them the note telling them sheâd seen. Knew.
But what the hell
could
she want? To hurt Jenna, all she needed to do was leak it. Incriminate him. Maybe, at worst, somehow
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