up in bed, scowling at her copy of What to Eat When Youâre Expecting. âThese people are Nazis. Brown rice and broccoli, my ass. Do you know what I want right now?â
Coffin shook his head, retying his tie for the third time. âNo idea. Banana split? Fried calamari?â
âFried calamari atââJamie glanced at the clock on the bedside tableââseven twenty-three in the morning? Donât be a goofball. I was thinking pork chops with onion rings. That banana split sounds pretty good, though.â She Frisbeed the fat book across the room; it flapped into the corner like a dying grouse.
âExcellent choice,â Coffin said, frowning into the mirror as he untied the tie again. âCrap.â
âTrouble?â
âCanât get the knot right. Too loose, too tight, too crooked.â Coffin slid a finger into his shirt collar and tugged. âPlus, this fucking collar is strangling me. Mustâve shrunk in the wash.â
Jamie was sitting cross-legged in bed, chin resting on her elbows. âYou know, Frank,â she said.
âYou know, Frank,â Coffin said, after a long beat.
âNever mind.â
Coffin turned for a moment. She seemed stunningly beautifulâhazel eyes set wide, bed-tousled hair. Her face a bit rounder now, the cheekbones less pronounced. âNo fair with the never minds,â he said. âSay what you think.â
âWellâ¦â Jamie paused.
âOh, for Christâs sake.â
âIâm a little worried about your health. Youâre going to be a dad, you know.â
Coffin grimaced into the mirror. âYouâre saying Iâm getting fat.â
âNot fat. Stout, maybe. Husky. Itâs cute.â
âHusky,â Coffin said, finally getting the knot right. He looked down: The inside end of the tie was three inches longer than the outside end. âGreat.â
Jamie stood, put her arms around him from behind. âSee, now your feelings are hurt.â
âNo,â Coffin said. âYouâre right. Iâm a little out of shape. I need more exercise.â
âAnd a checkup,â Jamie said. âCholesterol, the works. Iâll even make the appointment for you.â
âHave you and Lola been conspiring?â
Jamie kissed his ear, and Coffin felt goose bumps rise on the back of his neck.
âI want you around for the long haul,â Jamie said. âYou have to live to be eighty, at least.â
Coffin caught one of her wrists, tasted the fine, pale skin where her pulse beat. âGood luck with that,â he said. âNo Coffin man has ever lived past seventy, as far as I know. We have a genetic disposition to drowning.â
âBe the first.â Jamie slid a hand down to Coffinâs groin, gave his stiffening penis a squeeze through his uniform pants, then another. Then she stopped. âUh-oh,â she said.
Coffin caught her reflection in the mirror. She was wide-eyed, pale. âUh-oh,â he said. âYou okay?â
Jamie bolted for the bathroom, slammed the door. Coffin could hear her retching, spitting. The toilet flushed. Water ran. She emerged a minute later, wiping her mouth on a hand towel. âItâs not you,â she said, meeting Coffinâs eyes. âYou know that, right?â
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The property tax assessorâs office was on the first floor of Town Hall; it had two narrow windows looking out toward Bradford Street and the Pilgrim Monument. The assessor was a tall, heavy black man named Marvin Jones. He wore a maroon sweater vest, pale blue Oxford shirt, khaki pants, and bifocals with tortoiseshell rims. He looked much too big for the small task chair parked in front of his desk.
âItâs 376 Bradford Street?â he said.
âThatâs what it says on the mailbox,â Coffin said.
âWhich unit?â
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