âSixty-dollar shoes oughtta bring us ten bucks a pair, even down here.â
But Abel shook his head and said, âThree dollar, Buey. He pay three dollar, no more.â
âHow do ya know?â
âI know,â Abel said, showing his large white teeth in a grin. âI know.â
âWait a minute,â Shelby said. âJist a minute here! You sure we happened to be in the right part a the warehouse where these shoes was?â
Abel laughed and said, âBuey, joo no got, how you say? Eemagine?â
âImagination, asshole.â
âSee, I know many Mexican truck driver. Thees guy I know, he go to North Island all the time. He tell me what he see. I phone my friend een Tijuana. He say, okay, navy boot. Weeth steel toe. Good boot. Three dollar a pair. Cash. Many as we get!â
âYou little whorehouse louse! You planned it!â
âEverybody steal from navy, Buey. Maybe after boss sell company, you, me, we find good truck job. Work hard, haul down to Tijuana. But we go back north weeth our truck. No problem at San Ysidro gate weeth empty truck. Today, no. Goddamn poison drum.â
âWonder if the bossâll fire us for letting his rig get ripped off? Not that it matters since weâre gettin canned anyways.â
âAinât our fault. Somebody stole truck when we eat lunch.â
âSince you thought a everything, howâd the dirty rotten thief steal our locked truck?â
âThey break een, hot-wire.â
âSo youâre gonna bust out the window when we ditch the truck?â
âUh huh.â
âAnd Iâm gonna pop the ignition and wire it to make it look kosher?â
âYou been to jail for steal car, Buey. You do job,â Abel giggled. âGot to look good for when insurance company take truck back to boss.â
âYouâre a ballsy little dude!â Shelby said. âI gotta give ya that. Hunnerd thirty pounds soakin wet, but all balls.â
âI know my country,â Abel said. âWe got to sell, â meno. Everything sell een Tijuana. Nobody worry about bees-ness license, no nothing. Nobody geev welfare check down here, Buey. You donâ work, you donâ sell, you donâ survive .â
âYeah, these Mexicans got a lot to learn about handouts,â Shelby said. âThereâs more moochers on one corner a downtown San Diego than in this whole town, I bet.â
Colonia Libertad , one of Tijuanaâs numerous colonias or neighborhoods, was one of the poorest. Some streets were badly paved with asphalt, some were crudely cobbled, some were just hardpan that turned into slick water troughs when it rained. Shelby started worrying about their axle.
âMan, they got potholes that could swallow up Roseanne Barr,â he said. âAnd whyâre these streets flooded? Water must be scarce this time a year, right?â
âWho know?â Abel shrugged. âMaybe somebody break water line. Somebody always break water line, âlectric line, gas line.â
The ox looked up and saw a catâs cradle of telephone and electrical lines dangling from poles, from roofs of clapboard shacks, even from trees! They seemed to be looped over anything, finally disappearing into flat-roofed dwellings that dotted the entire hillside. He saw children leaping onto propane tanks abutting those pathetic homes, the tanks being imaginary horses.
Shelby said, âA good stream a pissâd knock down the whole neighborhood.â
The colors, particularly the colors of the commercial structures, many of which were built with corrugated aluminum, also made him nervous. The colors they used to infuse a little gaiety into the drab barriosâyellow, red, green, even purpleâgot him down , having the opposite of their intended effect.
Many of the houses had witches and skeletons dangling over doors and windows. Already they were preparing for El DÃa de los Muertos , the Day of