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“evidence.” This is not good.
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    Matt Campbell I was going to voice my concern about it being called a ‘hate crime’ but didn’t want to jinx it…You used TP…not like you burned down a barn…
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    Ted Kaiser don’t be scurred
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    Dave Cicirelli Dude. Regardless of how we feel about the definition of hate crimes, it makes this much more serious. And out here, being 26 isn’t young, where they’ll go easy on you.
    I have no idea how this will play out.
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    Pete Garra wait, were you actually arrested?
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    Matt Riggio Dave, I have a friend who is a lawyer down in the Pittsburgh area. Call me on my home line if you need me or would like his number.
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    Joe Lennon damn i love following your adventures. best of luck with the amish war machine.
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    Steve Cuchinello TP is a hate crime?!?! What is this country coming to? The Amish are almost unstoppable. I told you to TP the horse—you have to immobilize them.
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    Dave Cicirelli Yeah, Steve. Good thinking. Having PETA on my ass feels like a great next step.
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    Steve Cuchinello Get PETA on their asses!! They can use cars but choose not to. They ignore modern machinery and instead continue to exploit horses, cows, pigs, etc. Hypocrites.
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    Dave Cicirelli …Machiavellian…
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    Dave Cicirelli
I think we may work something out, outside of court.
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    Matt Campbell Wow. Thank god man. I was thinking the worst when I didn’t see any posts for a while.
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    Tara B. I’d say you lucked out, but I still don’t know if it will involve suspenders. Lesson learned this time?
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    Ted Kaiser ur disappointing me. Your big trip for revenge is ending with you wussing out over some toilet paper crime.
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    Dave Cicirelli Who the hell do you think you are, Ted? What USC branded mesh shorts are you wearing that give you the cajones to sit back in your comfortable chair and call me a nancy?
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    Ted Kaiser I believed that you were going to go to Amish country and set this thing straight. Instead you fold over a misdemeanor. The hope I had has been extinguished.
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    Dave Cicirelli
I have to pay the Amish back as a personal debt. I’ll be working and living here in exchange for dropping all charges. I feel like I was sentenced to be their butler.
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    Gregory Kumm All I can think of is you coming out of the barn with two buckets full of milk. I woke up early and took the liberty of milking your cow. We don’t have a cow, we have a bull.
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    Joe Moscone Do they raise barns this time of year? I hope they make you wear a dress. Or, if not, grow one of those stupid chinstrap beards. Or maybe they’ll make you pull that carriage you vandalized, and that poor horse can get a few days off.
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    Jay Patterson Did you get your gear back? I’m already glad I subscribed to your misadventure. Good luck with your future travels man!
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    Elizabeth Lee Are you serious? For how long? All you did was a little toilet paper…don’t let them bully you.
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    Steve Cuchinello Dave, if it makes you feel any better, I would rather be milking cows in Amish country than watching AJ Burnett pitch right now.
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    Mission accomplished.

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