the corner did ask me if I knew Jesus. Then he threw his head back, opened his mouth wide into a giant O, and belted out, âHeâs my Loorrrrdd, Heâs my Guiiide, Heâs my Ladderrr to the Skiies!â
I split before verse two, no disrespect intended to the Big Ladder.
The old lady in the tiny house with the sign âBeware of Killer Catsâ insisted on giving me a dollar, even though I kept telling her I wasnât selling anything. I put the dollar back in her mailbox when she closed her door.
The only worthwhile piece of information Iâd discovered was that those who actually knew Mr. McDougall hadnât seen him for months. âCuriouser and curiouser,â I mumbled. Of course, he was an old dog, so maybe he hadnât gone out much in the last year. Or maybe my hunch was right, and he hadnât been around in a long time.
Twee hurried down the sidewalk toward me, pulling a young kid by the arm of his shirt. He wasprobably eight or nine and looked like heâd made the acquaintance of way too many pizzas. Twee stood next to him, beaming, like she was showing a prize heifer at the county fair.
âGo on. Tell her what you told me,â she said, bumping him with her elbow.
He looked at me over a juice Popsicle while sticky rivers of red ran down his pudgy arm. âPay up,â he said to me. He pointed his chin toward Twee. âShe said you would.â
âDo what?â
âOh, yeah. You have to pay him, Macy. It was the only way heâd come down here. I already gave him a buck. Give him another, and heâll sing.â
âSing?â My best friend had apparently turned into a gangster since Iâd last seen her. âAnd why am I paying for information that you already have?â I asked her.
âBecause I promised you would. And because some of itâs about Switch. I thought you should hear it from the kid yourself.â
I dug deep into my jeans and pulled out a wad of rumpled cash. My piggy bank had suffered a serious hit this morning. I had taken out my trip money for Los Robles, plus some extra for investigation expenses. I pulled a George Washington away fromthe pack and held it out to him. He reached for it, but I held it away.
âNope. First you talk. Then if I think what I hear is worth it, Iâll pay.â
The kid had his mouth planted on the end of the Popsicle, making gross sucking sounds. Like Jack used to do when he was nursing. I took the Popsicle out of his mouth and handed it over to Twee.
âHey! Give it back!â he cried, all little boy now.
âI will just as soon as we finish our deal. Itâs not polite to eat, and really not polite to slurp while youâre doing business. Now, do you want the money or not?â
He wiped his mouth on the soft inside of his arm. He sighed. âOkay, sâlike I already told her,â he said, pointing his chin at Twee. âMr. McDougall isnât lost. I keep trying to tell Ginger that, but she wonât listen. Every time I try, she gives me a cookie and tells me to run on home.â
âWhat do you mean heâs not missing? Are you saying sheâs making this up?â I asked. I shot a look over at Twee and then back to the kid.
âOh, heâs missing all right. Heâs just not lost.â He pulled his T-shirt down over his sizable boy boobs, which, for the record, were bigger than Tweeâs and mine combined. He leaned in toward me andwhispered, âHe was kidnapped !â He paused while Twee and I shot wild looks at each other. âAnd right before my eyes,â he added.
âKidnapped!â I repeated, incredulous.
âYep, kid-napped.â He rolled back on his heels, letting it sink in but dying to tell more. âRound âbout last February, on a weekday. I was home, sick from school, lying on my couch, just looking out the window. I live right there, the one with the Christmas lights.â He pointed.
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