advanced classes, but we still walk home together when we can.
Itâs kind of a strange friendship. We met in third grade, not long after his family moved here from Montana. I had been avoiding him because he was so big; even then, he looked dangerous. One day as I was crossing the street to go home I saw him standing on the other side, staring at me. The closer I got, the bigger he looked.
âHey you!â he said. âI have a question.â I thought there might be trouble and got ready to run.
âWhat?â I said.
âDo you like swamp water?â
âWhat?â I asked.
âSwamp water,â he said again. âMy new neighbor, Mr. Glasser, works right here, at Jack in the Box.â He pointed behind him. âHe said if there was no one around, he would give me swamp water.â
âWhatâs swamp water?â
âItâs a combination of everything from their soda machine plus a secret ingredientâI think it might be pickle juice. Itâs great!â
Whatever it was, that sounded a lot better than getting beat up, and ever since, thatâs been our after-school routine: swamp water, and sometimes French fries, as we walk home.
âSo, you think youâll get kicked out of school?â he asked, squeezing another packet of katshup as we walked. Heâd gotten to Jack in the Box before me and already had fries. We walked quickly so I wouldnât miss my carpool.
âIt wasnât on purpose. I couldnât have done it on purpose if Iâd tried. It was just a sneeze. But it came out as a honk.â
âI heard it was like a Mack truck! The whole classroom shook! Far out!â
âThe classroom always shakesâitâs a trailer.â
âYou think youâll get thrown out of school?â he asked again. âThatâd be uptight and out of sight!â
âNo, it would be a total bummer.â
I didnât think Iâd get thrown out. As far as I knew, honking at the vice principal wasnât a capital offense. But maybe that was one of those things they explained on some day Iâd missed school because of a Jewish holiday. âWhatever you do, donât honk at Mrs. Gabbler. Sheâll have you executed.â
Once I got home, I didnât have time to think about it. I grabbed my little yellow book just in time to get the carpool. Nothing interesting happened in the carpool, so I wonât tell you about it. Itâs with the third and fourth graders, who have Hebrew school on Monday. Sometimes we laugh and joke,but today I spent the time reviewing the three verses of my Haftorah portion that I was supposed to be able to sing by that week, like Tom Sawyer was supposed to memorize lines of scripture. But while Tom managed to fake his way out of doing it, there was no way I was going to escape. I actually
had
been studying, but I was
so
nervous about asking Cantor Grubnitz to pray for my father that I couldnât remember the words.
When I got thereâa minute before 4:00âhe was standing outside his office, waiting for me.
âYou were almost late,â he said. âGo inside and sit down. And donât touch anything. Iâll be right back.â
Cantor Grubnitz must have needed a cigarette. He doesnât smoke in front of us, though the smell of it on his clothes is so thick that he might as well. I think he smokes in his office when heâs alone, because over the years, smoke has covered the glass on the pictures of the famous cantors and rabbis, making their eyes yellow like they have some kind of disease. They say that kissing someone who smokes is like licking an ashtray. Iâve never kissed anyoneâand donât see it happening any time soonâbut I guess if I wanted to know what it felt like, I could lick an ashtray. Sounds disgusting.
Much as I hate smoking, my dad hates it even more. Sometimes weâll be in the nonsmoking section of Thriftyâs CoffeeShop
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