Holden. Iâm more of a Ford man mâself.
âRossy.â
âKane.â
âGive me a hand, will ya?â
Normally, Iâd give him the fake hand I carry around in my pocket, but this time Iâd better help out. I need to get in his good books.
âIâll spray, you scrub,â he says.
âWhy canât I spray and you scrub?â
âThis hose has a sensitive nozzle. Only I can control it.â
Kane reckons heâs even good at hosing.
I start scrubbing the back window. âYou know how you went out with Ashleigh for a bit?â I say, trying to sound all casual.
âWhich one: Taylor, Smith or Simpkin? Iâve dated three Ashleighs this year. Not as bad as Lauren, though. Iâve been out with four of those â¦â
âSimpkin,â I say, getting the conversation back on track. âWhat sort of stuff does she like to talk about?â
âWe didnât talk much.â
âWhy not?â
He twists the nozzle and the water stops.
âYou want some advice on girls?â
I stop scrubbing. âYeah.â
âFirst, promise youâll help me clean both cars.â
â Both cars?â I look in the garage and spot their four-wheel drive. Itâs covered in mud. I sigh. âAll right.â
âNow listen carefully. It took me ages to learn this.â
I lean forward.
âEvery word you say to a girl is a weapon of your own destruction,â he says.
âWhat do ya mean?â
âWell, letâs say you and her are talking. Just shooting the breeze like we are, right?â
âYeah.â
âWell, sheâll actually listen to you. Then sheâll go home at night and think about what you said. And then sheâll call her friends and tell them about it, and pretty soon your words will mean something completely diffe rent from what you thought.â
âI still donât get it.â
He points the hose at me for emphasis. âLetâs say you tell her, âThose jeans are nice.â Well, sheâll end up thinking what you really mean is that you hate all her skirts, because they make her legs look fat.â
âBut Ashleighâs legs are hot,â I say.
âIt doesnât matter what you mean . Itâs what you say .â
âSo what are you supposed to do, then?â
âYou say nothing.â
âNothing?â
âNuthin. Let her do the talking. Or else one day youâll say something wrong, without even knowing it, and the pressure will build up inside her until â¦â
Suddenly, water bursts out of the hose, soaking my best T-shirt.
âKane!â
He laughs.
*
After fifteen minutes of SOSE I start hassling Miss Mason.
âCan I go to the toilet, Miss?â
âNo.â
âBut Miss, Iâm busting!â
âYou shouldâve gone before school.â
âI was in a hurry to get to class. SOSE is my favourite subject.â
I show her a page full of notes. Actually, theyâre not mine. I borrowed Kevin âBrainsâ McMahonâs notes when he wasnât looking.
âAll right, Tony. But hurry.â
âThanks, Miss.â
Finding Ashleighâs bag isnât easy. The port racks are right outside the windows and I have to stay low so Miss Mason wonât see me. Finally I spot her name on a pink heart-shaped name tag. I open the zipper and drop the letter in.
As I walk back inside, my heart starts beating like a drummer in a hardcore band. What i f the letter isnât as good as I think it is? What if she shows it to her friends an d they all laugh at me? And i f Ashleigh and I do happen to go out, how long will I be able t o say nothing?
Itâs a long wait until lunch and I have second, third and fourth thoughts. The bell goes and I think about bailing, about going to play handball, but I canât. This is my date with destiny. Except her name isnât Destiny, itâs Ashleigh.
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