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Authors: Krista Davis
Tags: Fiction, General, Mystery & Detective, Women Sleuths, Crime, Mystery Fiction, Large Type Books, Murder, Investigation, Murder - Investigation, Cookery, Women Cooks, Entertaining, Thanksgiving Day
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be sure the fire had died down and that I had locked up. After hooking the chain securely on the front door, I shuffled into the kitchen.
Golden embers glowed against the ashes like demonic eyes. In their fading light I made out a horrifying, misshapen face pressed against the window of the kitchen door.
EIGHT
From “THE GOOD LIFE”:
Dear Sophie,
Every year my wife is a basket case trying to make everything perfect for the holidays. Do you have any advice to help her?
—Anxious in Alexandria
Dear Anxious,
Thanksgiving is one of those holidays when people want traditional fare. Your wife doesn’t have to knock herself out coming up with new gourmet twists. Turkey, cranberries, stuffing, and pie. The basics are what most people yearn for. And a lot of those can be prepared in advance.
Besides, no one will remember the perfect Thanksgiving anyway. Five and ten years from now, family and friends will be laughing over the time the turkey burned and you had to order in Chinese food. Or the impossibly hard biscuits Aunt Beth insisted on making every year. All the perfect food will be long forgotten.
Your wife should relax and enjoy herself. It’s the mishaps and the funny incidents that create the best memories.
—Sophie
It clawed at the door and released a mournful wail. I shrank from the sounds before I realized there was something familiar about them. Daisy. But whose face was pressed against the glass?
“Daisy?” I whispered.
More scratching.
Had I been alone I would have been more cowardly about opening the door. All sorts of dire thoughts ran through my head. Maybe Mars had grabbed Daisy and run away from Natasha, too. Maybe the Peeping Tom was back. Or maybe someone had kidnapped Daisy and wanted a ransom. None seemed likely.
I opened the door a crack and Daisy barged in with hound-style enthusiasm, wagging her tail, which in turn wagged her entire back end. She rushed at me, pawing the air.
I grabbed her wriggling body in a big dog hug. To my complete surprise, Mars’s old college chum, Bernie, stood in the doorway.
“Is everything okay?” I asked. “It’s the middle of the night.”
In his delightful British accent he replied, “Natasha was trying to impress some stuffed shirts tonight, and I believe she was trying to hide me. So I snagged the other mongrel without the right pedigree and here we are.”
I’d always liked Bernie, but he was a bit of a wild card. Bawdy, likely to blurt the thing everyone was thinking but was too polite to say, and generally unemployed. His sandy hair was always tousled and he usually looked as though he’d just rolled out of bed or left a pub after a rowdy night of drinking.
I grinned. Bernie probably didn’t realize that Natasha didn’t have much of a snazzy pedigree herself. Her father abandoned the family when Natasha was only seven, leaving her mother to support them by working long days at the local diner in our hometown.
“Daisy offered to share her dog bed with me if I’d bring her home to you.” He tilted his head like a questioning puppy.
“No need to share. That tiny bedroom on the third floor is still available or you can bunk on the pullout sofa in Mars’s old den.”
“The den by all means. Mars didn’t happen to leave any good Scotch in there, did he?”
Mochie scampered into the kitchen.
“Good gods. A kitten!”
It was too late to lunge for Daisy. Bernie and I froze, waiting for hissing, barking, and the inevitable chase that would wake everyone.
Mochie lifted his tiny head to sniff Daisy’s saggy hound jowls. Daisy stepped back, unsure what to think of the little interloper.
When Daisy didn’t pose a threat, Mochie jumped up onto the table to investigate Bernie.
“What a scamp. I’ve only known one cat who wasn’t afraid of dogs. My mother’s fourth husband owned a farm in England and there was a yellow barn cat who bossed the dogs around. Amazing to watch, really.” He scratched Mochie
Golden embers glowed against the ashes like demonic eyes. In their fading light I made out a horrifying, misshapen face pressed against the window of the kitchen door.
EIGHT
From “THE GOOD LIFE”:
Dear Sophie,
Every year my wife is a basket case trying to make everything perfect for the holidays. Do you have any advice to help her?
—Anxious in Alexandria
Dear Anxious,
Thanksgiving is one of those holidays when people want traditional fare. Your wife doesn’t have to knock herself out coming up with new gourmet twists. Turkey, cranberries, stuffing, and pie. The basics are what most people yearn for. And a lot of those can be prepared in advance.
Besides, no one will remember the perfect Thanksgiving anyway. Five and ten years from now, family and friends will be laughing over the time the turkey burned and you had to order in Chinese food. Or the impossibly hard biscuits Aunt Beth insisted on making every year. All the perfect food will be long forgotten.
Your wife should relax and enjoy herself. It’s the mishaps and the funny incidents that create the best memories.
—Sophie
It clawed at the door and released a mournful wail. I shrank from the sounds before I realized there was something familiar about them. Daisy. But whose face was pressed against the glass?
“Daisy?” I whispered.
More scratching.
Had I been alone I would have been more cowardly about opening the door. All sorts of dire thoughts ran through my head. Maybe Mars had grabbed Daisy and run away from Natasha, too. Maybe the Peeping Tom was back. Or maybe someone had kidnapped Daisy and wanted a ransom. None seemed likely.
I opened the door a crack and Daisy barged in with hound-style enthusiasm, wagging her tail, which in turn wagged her entire back end. She rushed at me, pawing the air.
I grabbed her wriggling body in a big dog hug. To my complete surprise, Mars’s old college chum, Bernie, stood in the doorway.
“Is everything okay?” I asked. “It’s the middle of the night.”
In his delightful British accent he replied, “Natasha was trying to impress some stuffed shirts tonight, and I believe she was trying to hide me. So I snagged the other mongrel without the right pedigree and here we are.”
I’d always liked Bernie, but he was a bit of a wild card. Bawdy, likely to blurt the thing everyone was thinking but was too polite to say, and generally unemployed. His sandy hair was always tousled and he usually looked as though he’d just rolled out of bed or left a pub after a rowdy night of drinking.
I grinned. Bernie probably didn’t realize that Natasha didn’t have much of a snazzy pedigree herself. Her father abandoned the family when Natasha was only seven, leaving her mother to support them by working long days at the local diner in our hometown.
“Daisy offered to share her dog bed with me if I’d bring her home to you.” He tilted his head like a questioning puppy.
“No need to share. That tiny bedroom on the third floor is still available or you can bunk on the pullout sofa in Mars’s old den.”
“The den by all means. Mars didn’t happen to leave any good Scotch in there, did he?”
Mochie scampered into the kitchen.
“Good gods. A kitten!”
It was too late to lunge for Daisy. Bernie and I froze, waiting for hissing, barking, and the inevitable chase that would wake everyone.
Mochie lifted his tiny head to sniff Daisy’s saggy hound jowls. Daisy stepped back, unsure what to think of the little interloper.
When Daisy didn’t pose a threat, Mochie jumped up onto the table to investigate Bernie.
“What a scamp. I’ve only known one cat who wasn’t afraid of dogs. My mother’s fourth husband owned a farm in England and there was a yellow barn cat who bossed the dogs around. Amazing to watch, really.” He scratched Mochie
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