got into the driverâs seat although I could tell Buzz was dying to drive. He looked like a puppy wildly wagging his tail in anticipation.
âGet in, the bunch of you!â Dano ordered, cranked the engine, and before Jagger and I had seated ourselves on the bench in the back, we were flying out of the parking lot.
Flying might have been too mild a word.
Suddenly, I think while making a left-hand turn, I found myself sliding toward Jagger. âOh! Sorry!â I yelled as the sirens tended to drain out any sounds in close proximity to the ambulance.
âHang on.â He motioned to the railing that was on the wall near me.
I nodded and grabbed onto the wall handle. âYou know what an eight ninety-two is?â
As soon as the words came out, I shook my head. Jagger knew something about everything.
âAttempted suicide.â
My grip slipped since one of my hands flew to my face in shock, Dano jammed on the brakes, and before I knew it, I was in Jaggerâs lap.
I pulled myself back to a sitting position, inhaled to clear my head, and got upâthen flew out the doors without a word.
âYowza,â Buzz Lightyear said.
Dano grunted at him.
Jagger remained silent, but there was some indistinguishable look on his face.
And I had to grasp onto the doorframe as I watched the young woman in the bed on this 892 call.
She writhed about like a stripper! Had to be only about mid-twenties, dressed in a thin, very thin, white nightie that might as well have been hanging in her closet instead of trying to cover her.
Buzz cleared his throat.
Dano turned to him. âYou got this one.â
âSheâs nuts,â a woman, who looked as if she were the patientâs sister said, edging into the room.
I had to agree; although I also thought the patient looked a bit pale. For a second, I figured these three guys could handle this babe, and maybe Iâd sneak out and get back to TLC to snoop, but then she started grabbing onto the headboardâas if it were a pole.
The three guys took a step foreword.
I wasnât going anywhere.
Buzz asked, âUm, maâam, can you hear me?â
The girl looked at him with disgust. âWhy the hell wouldnât I be able to?â
âOh. Good. Great.â Sweat broke out on his forehead, and he wiped a finger across it. âSo, maâam, uh,â he looked at the sister.
âVirginia,â her sister said, while ER Dano threw a sheet over the girl.
Buzz nodded. âMs. Virginia, why are we here today?â
She just about spit the words at him as she kicked at the sheets until they flew off. âI didnât call you, handsome, but if you wanna fââ
âVirginia!â Her horrified sister said, making the sign of the cross.
I looked around the room. Statues of Blessed Mother, Jesus, and a few others I didnât recognize other than that they had to be saints covered the room. Virginia had to be Catholic. A set of rosary beads hung off the doorknob. Yep. Catholic school too.
Virginia glared at her sister. âSo why the hell are these pseudo docs here, Margaret? You called themâ¦â She started to drift off.
Virginia must have taken a whopping dose of some medication. Despite her maneuvers, she looked semi out of it, and her nail beds were cyanotic instead of bright pink. Not enough oxygen in her system.
Buzz diligently opened the supply bag, got out a mask, and hooked it up to the oxygen, then tried to put it on Virginia. Iâm not sure how it happened, but after I blinked, I looked across the room to see the oxygen mask hanging off of ER Danoâs left ear!
He grabbed it, pushed Buzz to the side, and said, âWhatâd you take, Virginia? Andââ He undid the mask from the tubing, took out a nasal canula from the bag, and finished with, âIâm not leaving unless you put this on. Itâs not confining like the mask. Iâll just stick in into your
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