Crystal went to their cabin,â he said, winking at me, âso weâve got the boysââ
âHey, Uncle Mike,â the older Weaver boy said, âI can take all the kids to the childrenâs pavilion, if thatâs OK with everyone?â
Everyone looked at everyone else and then Lucy Tulia said, âThereâs a comedian I saw on Letterman one time in the comedy club tonight. Itâs supposed to be racy, so this way we can actually see it.â She spoke softly and nodded slightly at the kids. The implication was simple: get rid of the kids and we can go get drunk and talk dirty. Worked for me.
Everybody gave instructions to the older Weaver boy on how to handle their children, and the kids took off. The older couple â the Connellys, I think it was, decided to skip the comedy club.
âLindaâs not big on smut,â Mr Connelly said, âso weâll bow out of this.â Looking at his daughter-in-law, he said, âRose, donât stay out late and keep an eye on the boys.â
âOf course, Dad,â she said and, if I wasnât mistaken, I think she choked a little on the âdad.â Rose Connelly was a pretty woman â one of those ethereal-looking ladies, with just a bit of blue vein showing through parchment skin, blonde hair with very little pigment and blue eyes so light in color that on an overcast day the irises might appear to be missing. She was wearing a flowing, hippy kind of dress. It suited her.
So, we were all dressed up with someplace to go.
Johnny Mac â Day Two
Joshua Weaver led his little band of misfits from the dining room, around the casino, past the shops, by the bars and auditoriums, to the open deck where the pool was located. There he sat them down at a large table.
âIs this the childrenâs pavilion?â the younger of the two Connelly boys asked. âI didnât bring my swimsuit.â Like his mother, he was exceedingly fair and had the same blue eyes, with hair so light that in Oklahoma they would have called him âCotton.â
âWho are you?â Joshua asked.
For a moment the child looked scared, until his older brother took over. âWhatâs it to you? Youâre supposed to be taking us to the childrenâs pavilion, right? This ainât it. Lead on, asshole!â Unlike his mother and younger brother, Trip Connelly bore more of a resemblance to his grandfather â tall, brown-haired, with a ruddy complexion and brown eyes.
Joshua laughed. âGot quite a mouth on you, huh, kid? Hereâs the deal. I think we can have more fun out here, playing some games â and Iâm not talking Monopoly, âk?â
âWhatever,â the older Connelly boy said.
âSo whatâs your name, hotshot?â Joshua asked.
âBaker Barnet Connelly the third,â he said. âBut you can call me Trip.â
âOK, Trip. And the kid, he got a name?â
The younger one said, âIâm Jacob.â
âHow old are you, Jacob?â Joshua asked.
âSeven, but Iâm pretty strong and I know how to play Monopoly.â
His older brother sighed. âWeâre not playing Monopoly, numb-nuts! Jeez!â
âHey, he just misunderstood!â Janna said.
âYeah,â Johnny Mac agreed.
âYou freaks want to play a game or not?â Joshua said.
âSure,â Trip said, leaning back in the chair and crossing his arms over his chest.
The others nodded their agreement.
âOK, hereâs what we do,â Joshua said. âIâll count to three, then yâall scatter. Everybody look for something someone left behind on a table or a chair. Grab it and bring it back. Best thing wins.â
âBut isnât that stealing?â Johnny Mac asked.
Joshua sighed. âNot if we give it back, silly!â
âOh,â Johnny Mac said, trying out this concept in his mind.
âNow, one, two, three, go!â
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