to drink.
âVern, honey,â said the lovely Mrs Crystal Weaver in a sultry Jessica Rabbit voice, âyouâre embarrassing me, and the boys! Right, boys?â she said, looking at mostly the teenaged one.
And he was a sight. Dusty-looking brown hair that needed cutting, a forehead covered in zits, and so skinny you could actually see his bones. He looked down at his plate. The other plates were near empty, like at the end of a meal. The boyâs plate hadnât been touched.
âI donât believe weâve met your older son,â I said to Vern.
âYeah, and you may not now. Heâs acting like a shithead and Iâm about to send him to his cabin for the rest of the fuckinâ cruise. Excuse my French, ladies.â
âThis is Joshua,â Crystal said. âJoshua, say hello to Mr and Mrs Kovak.â
The boy looked up and said, âHey,â in a voice that was halfway through the change.
âPlease eat, Joshua, honey,â Crystal said. âI would hate for your dad to send you to your cabin.â
The boy played with his food.
âIt was nice meeting you, Crystal,â Jean said, âand you too, Joshua. But we need to get seated before they give our table away!â She laughed. It was that tight little laugh she gives off whenever sheâs secretly pissed at me but doesnât want anyone else knowing. It works. The only one who knows is me, and what I did this time Iâll never know.
We said our goodbyes and headed to our table. âCan we sit with Janna and Ryan?â Johnny Mac asked.
âNo, dear,â Jean said. âThere isnât room at their table, and besides, theyâre almost through eating.â
âJosh isnât,â my son said.
âJohn,â Jean said and gave him that look.
The boy sighed and picked up the menu.
After we interpreted the menu for them, the boys, being good Oklahoma cattle country youngâuns, both ordered steaks and baked potatoes and salads with ranch dressing. When they grow up, theyâre both gonna regret giving up this opportunity to partake in some righteous chow theyâre not likely to get at home.
I had an appetizer of marinated beef steak tomatoes with bleu cheese crumbles, a main course of lobster gratin with risotto and baby artichokes, and a dessert of flan with flaming strawberries. And Jean and I shared a bottle of Chardonnay. Not that I know that much about wines, but it tasted OK to me.
When we finished and left, we found the Tulias with their daughter and the Weaver boys talking with an older couple and two younger women. One of the women was holding the hand of the other little girl weâd met â Lyssa, I think her name was.
âOh, Milt, Jean, we want you to meet some people,â Mike said, grabbing my arm.
If weâd been in Prophesy County and somebody I didnât know that well grabbed my arm like that, Iâd have a gun under his chin and be reading him his rights in a New York minute. Unfortunately my gun was in the cabin, and this was, I suppose, a social exchange. I tried a smile.
âThese two ladies,â he said, indicating the younger ones, âare Esther Monte â youâve met her daughter Lyssa, right?â I nodded. âAnd Rose Connelly and her sons Trip and Jacob. And these two,â he said, indicating the older couple, âare Baker and Linda Connelly, the boysâ grandparents.â
I shook hands, as did Jean, as Johnny Mac and Early moved over to where Janna and the Weaver boys stood.
âYouâre all traveling together?â Jean said, a sweep of her arm indicating the whole bunch of âem.
The dark-haired Esther Monte laughed. âOops, no, not us,â she said, her arm around her daughterâs shoulder. âWe just met Rose and her boys at the pool earlier today. And they asked us to tag along this evening.â
âWhere are yâall off to?â Mike asked. âVern and
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