thinking when I ring Bethanieâs doorbell. Her mother answers after a few minutes, and itâs obvious I woke her. Her hairâs smashed in on one side and she hasnât done her makeup yet. I have never seen Mrs. Larsen without full makeup. No matter the occasion or time of day, she looks like the victim of an overzealous cosmetics counter lady who is a frustrated makeup artist for a reason. I also have never seen Mrs. Larsen without at least one item of animal print clothing on, and this record still stands.
She is holding together her leopard print robe to keep from revealing the zebra print pajamas underneath. Animal print is great, but even fashion-challenged me knows head-to-toe is a definite donât. When I first met Bethanie, I couldnât figure out why she had so much money and wanted so desperately to fit in with the Langdon rich, but could never quite pull off that effortless style and snobbishness that the born rich must have stamped on their DNA. Until I met her parents, saw her house, and learned about their lottery fortune. Then it all made perfect sense.
âHoney, do you realize how early it is? Something better be on fire for you to get me out the bed this early on a Sunday morning.â
âSorry, Mrs. Larsen. I thought it would be okay. Most people are up by now.â
âMost people have jobs or religion. I ainât got either one. Bethanie is asleep, but youâre welcome to go up and ruin her morning, too.â
Then she left me standing in the door and went back upstairs, all that animal-printed polyester flowing behind her. If they ever made a Real Housewives of Denver , Mrs. Larsen would totally get the part of rich-but-tacky-diva-you-best-not-piss-off.
âWake up, Bethanie.â
My command is met with silence. I try again and see some progress because this time she grunts.
âLook, I brought your favorite chai from the coffeehouse. I had to get off the bus two stops early for that, Bethanie.â
âWhat the hell are you doing here? And why are you calling me that?â
âBecause itâs your name,â I say, though Iâve always figured it was an alias. Iâm hoping in her semiconscious state sheâll prove me right, but Iâm not that lucky.
âWhat are you doing here so early?â she asks, sitting up.
âI thought you might want to talk some more about dinner last night.â
That gets her attention and she pops up as though sheâd never been asleep. She looks a hotter mess than her mom did. Of course, no one looks good fresh out of a deep sleep, but Iâve never seen her looking anything but magazine-cover ready. Even if her style is a little much, Bethanie is really pretty. Sheâs got that whole exotic-girl look the magazines like. You know, when they want a black girl for diversity but they donât want her to be too much of a black girlâfull lips but not too full, wide nose but not too wide , brown skin but not too brown. Iâll never be on anyoneâs cover because Iâm too all of that, plus some. Thatâs fine by me because I think Iâm kinda cute, which is probably far less expensive and worrisome than being beautiful.
But now Bethanie looks like a mere mortal, like the rest of us. I must not hide my shock, because she tells me not to go anywhere and heads for the attached bathroom. I thought sheâd just brush her teeth and splash some water on her face, but when I hear the shower go on, Iâm glad for the opportunity to snoop.
I have limitsâno drawer opening, no diary reading, but anything in plain sight is fair game, which is how I learned her dad is not really a rich oilman like the Larsens play off to the rest of the world. I saw a letter from the lottery commission on their kitchen counter and called Bethanie on it. It was weird. She got mad when she realized I knew the truth about her family (or some of it), but then we actually became better friends. She
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