there, I didnât eat anything Grumpy Annabel cooked, but after theyâd gone to bed I ate six packets of crisps, a whole packet of chocolate biscuits, five mini pork pies, three leftover sausages and most of a jar of chocolate spread. Then I went upstairs and was sick in Grumpy Annabelâs knicker drawer. She went bright pink when she found out, so I started to cry and said my tummy hurt.
âPoor baby! Of course it does!â said Dopey Graham.
âI want to go home!â I said.
âOf course you do,â said Dopey Graham. He lifted me on to his knee. I took the chance to be sick again on his pyjamas.
After that, Grumpy Annabel said I couldnât just take food any time I wanted.
âBut you promised!â I wailed. âYou promised, and now youâve lied to me just like everybody else!â
âOh, baby,â said Dopey Graham. He gave me a hug, and I put my arms around his neck and squeezed him so tight he nearly choked. âOf course you can go into the kitchen. We just donât want you to make yourself poorly again.â
âButââ said Grumpy Annabel. I could tell she hadnât forgotten her sicky knickers. âWe canât just let her eat whatever she wants!â
âShe wonât,â said Dopey Graham. âWill you, baby?â
I hiccuped, and glanced at Grumpy Annabel triumphantly.
âNo, Daddy,â I said.
But I did.
Grumpy Annabel stopped buying sweets, in the hope that that would stop me. It didnât. The day she stopped getting sweets, I ate twelve jam sandwiches, and none of the roast chicken sheâd spent all morning cooking.
Grumpy Annabel and Dopey Graham had a huge fight about it.
âThis is pathological ,â Annabel said. âSheâs doing it to get at me.â
âOh, love,â said Graham. âSheâs only little! Youâre making her sound like a criminal mastermind. What sort of child makes herself ill just to get at her parents?â
âThis one does,â said Grumpy Annabel. âYou donât know her like I do. Sheâs all sweetness and light around you. She hates me.â
âShe doesnât hate you,â said Dopey Graham. There was a pause, while I guessed he must be snuggling her. They were like big teddy bears â they snuggled all the time. âI know itâs hard,â he said. âI know youâre tired. But sheâll get over this, when she realizes sheâs not going to starve.â
âI wonder if Lynne might have been right. . .â said Annabel.
âLynne also said we have to let her see she can trust us,â said Graham. âI donât want to break a promise to a child. Especially not this one.â
But even Dopey Graham realized he had to do something. Their solution was Oliviaâs Special Food Box. Annabel would fill it with Healthy Food like muesli bars and bread sticks, and if I was hungry, I was supposed to eat something from there.
âAnd if I eat your food. . .?â I said.
âThen you have to have a time out,â said Grumpy Annabel.
Time outs were how you got punished in the Dopey house. If you were bad, you had to sit on the sofa for seven minutes and not talk. It was a stupid idea though, because Annabel could never make me do it.
The first afternoon I wasnât supposed to steal from the kitchen, I took one of Grumpy Annabelâs chocolate muffins from the fridge. I picked a muffin, because sheâd bought three of them, so it was really obvious when one of them was gone. I left the wrapper out on the table just to make sure.
I was upstairs drawing pictures on Annabelâs bedroom wall when she found out. I could hear her feet going into the kitchen. Then there was this long pause. I could hear her being frightened, which made me giggle. I loved that Grumpy Annabel was about five times as old as me, and I made her frightened.
She came upstairs, saw me drawing on her
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