recently taken to extracting his payment in kind in Manchesterâs clutch of excellent Thai restaurants. Iâm not sure if thatâs down to the food or the subservient waitresses. Either way, Iâd entirely lost touch with anything that didnât come out of a wok. Which made Michael Haroun a refreshing change in more ways than one.
Heâd arrived promptly at twenty-nine minutes past seven. Iâd grown so used to Richardâs flexible idea of time that I was still applying eye pencil when the doorbell rang. I nearly poked my eye out in shock, and had to answer the door with a tissue covering the damage. Eat your heart out, Cindy Crawford. Michael lounged against the door frame, looking drop-dead gorgeous in blue jeans, navy silk blouson and an off-white collarless linen shirt that sure as hell hadnât come from Marks and Spencer. My stomach churned, and I donât think it was hunger. âLong John Silver, I presume,â he said.
âWatch it, or Iâll set the parrot on you,â I replied, stepping back and waving him in.
He shrugged away from the door and followed me down the hall. I gestured towards the living room and said, âGive me a minute.â
Back in the bathroom, I repaired the damage and surveyed myself in the full-length mirror. Navy linen trousers, russet knitted silk T-shirt, navy silk tweed jacket. I looked like Iâd taken a bit of trouble, without actually departing from the businesslike image. Michael wasnât to know this was my newest, smartest outfit.
Besides, Iâd told Richard my evening engagement was a business meeting, and I wasnât entirely ready for him to get any other ideas if he saw me leave.
I rubbed a smudge of gel over my fingers and thrust them through my hair, which Iâd kept fairly short since I was shorn without consultation earlier in the year. My right eye still looked a bit red, but this was as good as it was going to get. A quick squirt of Richardâs Eternity by Calvin Klein and I was ready.
I walked down the hall and stood in the doorway. Michael obviously hadnât heard me. He was deep in a computer gaming magazine. Bonus points for the boy. I cleared my throat. âReady when you are,â I said.
He looked up and smiled appreciatively. âI donât want to sound disablist,â he said, âbut I have to admit I prefer the two-eyed look.â He closed the magazine and stood up. âShall we go?â
He drove a top-of-the-range Citroën. âCompany car?â I asked, looking forward to the prospect of being driven for a change.
âYeah, but they let me choose. Iâve always had a soft spot for Citroën. I think the DS was one of the most beautiful cars ever built,â he said as he did a neat three-point turn to get out of the parking area outside my bungalow. âMy father always used to drive one.â
That told me Michael Haroun hadnât grown up on a council estate with the arse hanging out of his trousers. âLucky you,â I said with feeling. âMy dad works for Rover, so my childhood was spent in the back of a Mini. Thatâs how I ended up only five foot three. The British equivalent of binding the feet.â
Michael laughed as he hit a button on the CD player and Bonnie Raitt filled the car. Richard would have giggled helplessly at something so middle of the road. Me, I was just glad of something that didnât feature crashing guitars or that insistent zippy beat that sounds just like a fly hitting an incinerator. We turned out of the small âsingle professionalsâ development where I live and into the council estate. To my surprise, instead of heading down Upper Brook Street towards town, he turned left. As we headed down Stockport Road, my heart sank. I prayed this wasnât going to be one of those twenty-mile drives to some pretentious bistro in the
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