wouldnât put me in the drawer.
Theyâd have a sweet service at the church and then take me to the cemetery. Jake would be there, weeping loudly. Heâd say, âItâs all my fault. Itâs all my fault.â Then heâd tell everybody about stealing Bingo and how I had protected him. Everyone would say, âWasnât that Zinny the most noble thing on this earth?â
The mushrooms, however, were quite tasty, and I didnât die. I figured Iâd have to go back to Mrs. Flintâs and retrieve that notice.
Too late, too late.
I was limping back down the trail and had just rounded the bend from where I could see our house below, when I spotted Jakeâs truck leaving. I crumpled in the grass. Please do away with me now, I prayed, the quicker the better .
âZinny, Zinny,â Bonnie called. âGuess who was here, and guess what he brought?â
âDonât tell meââ
âJake! Jake was here and guess what he brought? He brought Bingo back! I knew heâd help. Jake saw the notice in the store and went out looking, and what do you know, he found him! Isnât that a miracle? Bingo was just walking along the road. Isnât that amazing? I bet he was sniffing his way back home, donât you think? Zinny? Whatâs the matter, arenât you happy?â
âZinny, guess what? Youâre late for school. Hurry up.â
I moved in slow motion, waiting for everyone else to leave for school and for Mom to take Uncle Nateâs breakfast in to him. Then I scooped up my books and Bingo and set off. Iâd be fiercely late for school, but Iâd deal with that later.
I stopped at Mrs. Flintâs store and tied Bingo up outside. Mrs. Flint was surprised to see me. âDonât you have school?â she asked.
âIâm a little late,â I said, ripping my notice from the board.
âI thought you already took down your sign.â
âHad two of them up here. Forgot this one.â
âThe funniest thing is that Mr. Butler was just in here. Heâs lost his beagle again! Look thereâhe put up another notice.â
Sure enough, at the top of the board was a familiar sign:
LOST: 2-MONTH-OLD BEAGLE PUPPY.
ANSWERS TO NAME OF GOBBLER.
PLEASE PHONE 266-3554. ASK FOR
BILL BUTLER. HIDDLE FARM, MORLEY ROAD,
JUST PAST THE METHODIST CHURCH.
As soon as Mrs. Flint turned her head, I ripped down his sign as well.
At the Hiddle Farm, I was once again greeted by the broom-waving Old Mrs. Butler. Bingo-Gobbler howled, and the mother beagle responded with louder howls as she raced toward us. Over these howls came Old Mrs. Butlerâs fearsome whinny, followed by, âGobbler, Gobbler, Gobbler!â
I dropped Bingo and was out of there so fast I split the breeze. As I tore past the high school which May and Gretchenâand Jakeâattended, I was steaming. I halted in my tracks, tore a sheet of paper out of my science book and wrote on it. Inside, I handed it to the secretary. âYou must be a Taylor,â she said. âWhich oneââ
I lied. âBonnie. Could you please see that Jake Boone gets that? Itâs important. Itâs from his mother.â
I headed lickety-split for the middle school, a block away. I sure hoped the secretary wouldnât read the note. I had written:
IF YOU BRING THAT DOG BACK AGAIN,
IâLL PUNCH YOUR BRAINS OUT.
I had signed it âZ. T.â I wanted Jake to know exactly who he was dealing with.
CHAPTER 16
B OOGIE-WOOGIE
E ven before I went in the house, I heard the music. It was that wild, crazy jiving beat of the boogie-woogie that I hadnât heard since Aunt Jessie died. She and Uncle Nate had played their favorite boogie-woogie record on special occasions: their anniversary, their birthdays. Theyâd dance up a storm to this music, twirling and wiggling and spinning to beat the band. It was so unlike the quiet, gentle way they usually were.
Aunt
Sarra Cannon
Ann Vremont
James Carlson
Tom Holt
Judith Gould
Anthony de Sa
Chad Leito
Sheri Whitefeather
Tim Dorsey
Michael Fowler