It’ll be on red, indicating you’re off-line until you log in and move it to either yellow or green.”
“Got it—green, go; yellow, no. Red, off-line completely.”
“Yep.” She moves to face me. “Really, there are probably four main types of callers you’ll experience most often. First, there are The Regulars. These are the whales to the phone sex operator, these are the ones who will call anywhere between two- to four times a week, looking to talk to only you every time. These are the callers looking to get off and fast. They are sometimes shy men who have a ton of crazy scenes they’ll want to role-play with you. Anything from a threesome to mutual masturbation to anal, it all depends on what they’re in the mood for. In my experience, these calls usually last anywhere between five to fifteen minutes. The longer you can keep them on the phone, the better, seeing as they call so much. The Regulars will be your bread and butter. They’re fun and love to play and they vary between all genres of caller types. You might even find one you’ll apply your discount to.”
“My discount?”
“Never mind for now, Greta will tell you about it, my job is to focus on teaching you the good stuff. And we only have about an hour left tonight.”
I make a note to ask Greta about the discount that Destiny mentioned rather hastily.
“The second type of callers are what I like to call the Either/Or situations. These callers are either the Bossy Bastard, where they want you to submit to their every command or they will be the complete opposite and be all Pansy Wansy, getting off completely by being at your mercy, allowing you to take complete control of the scene. Those ones go off like lit fireworks at submitting to a powerful woman. These calls tend to be the longest and sometimes require a very vivid imagination. Dominatrixes do not get enough credit, if you ask me. That gig is tough.” She cracks her gum. “You still with me?”
“Yup.” I scribble the last of the notes, circling my reminder to look up various dom/sub scenarios on Google.
“The third type are The Needy Babies , as I like to call them. The easiest of the lot if you ask me. They tend to call in the evenings, mostly first-time callers who are unsure and need complete guiding, and are unsure if they even want to get off. They might be the nerdy guy or the shy guy who just wants some companionship and aren’t looking for any hanky-panky. They may just want someone to talk to, to simply listen to them.”
“So they don’t want to get off?” I ask, a bit confused. “Why pay for us when they could go to a social group, or counselling for that matter?”
“I think they like the possibility of getting off, but they might be so shy that they may not even want to admit they’re horny. Experience tells me they do get off, they just aren’t as vocal about it. Except for the chatter boxes. Those guys will seriously talk your ear off and that’s it, they could care less about coming.”
“Jeez, maybe I need to mark that type on my preference sheet,” I joke.
“Naw, they get boring, trust me. You’ll want the exciting calls, makes the job fun. Anyway, the fourth type is what I like to call The Picky Fucker . This is your fetish caller, the one we tend to get the most. They are seriously the most unique of the bunch, but also require the most work and creativity. You’ll want to laugh at some of the things they’ll want you to say or pretend to do. And you will not believe some of the shit that turns them on. This is where you’ll use your props the most. That being said, they happen to be my favourite callers because it is seriously never a dull moment with them.”
“What sorts of things are we taking about?” I ask, turning the page, ready to make a list of other things I might want to google.
“Well, there are the common ones, like feet, water, thunder and lightning, and furries.” I want to ask her to explain them all, because,
Isolde Martyn
Michael Kerr
Madeline Baker
Humphry Knipe
Don Pendleton
Dean Lorey
Michael Anthony
Sabrina Jeffries
Lynne Marshall
Enid Blyton