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visitors, passing through, that our role as eyewitnesses was a matter of chance, and that we really had no more to offer. Hyde bristled, but he reluctantly agreed that we could go back to the pub. As long, he said, as we made ourselves available to speak to the man from Scotland Yard tomorrow. So it was that we made our escape from the dark and gloomy bank building, with its high ceilings and dark timber walls, out into the fresh air and sunshine.
    Back at
The Boar’s Head
, Jack, Warnie and I ordered drinks and went out to the beer garden behind the pub. This was a grassed yard that sloped down from the back door to the rapidly flowing Plum River that circled half the town. Wooden tables and chairs were scattered across the lawn. We found a place in the warm sun not far from the towpath at the water’s edge where we could sit down and stretch out our legs.
    ‘This is looking like a pretty duff holiday,’ grumbled Warnie.
    Quite right, I thought, but if we can’t walk at least we can talk.
    ‘Now Jack,’ I said, ‘we were interrupted this morning when you made that outrageous claim that relativism kills reason. Surely you can’t mean that?’
    ‘I think the truth of that would be obvious even to a sea anemone of average intelligence. If everything is relative—if what is true from your point of view is not true from mine—then the whole category of truth simply ceases to exist and reason has no function. Unless there is a shared objective truth, there’s nothing we can reason about together.’
    ‘Cut it out, you two,’ puffed Warnie. ‘We have other problems—problems we ought to do something about.’
    ‘Such as?’ I asked.
    ‘Well,’ said Warnie, ‘obviously we’re suspects, and I have no confidence in the police to release us to resume our holiday any time soon. In all the detective novels I’ve read, the police are complete duffers and they need Lord Peter Wimsey or Hercule Poirot to step in and solve their mysteries for them. So we can’t just leave this to the police.’
    ‘What’s the alternative?’ I asked.
    With glee Warnie replied, ‘We step in and do something about it ourselves.’
    At this point Frank Jones arrived with a tray bearing three pints of bitter. As he placed drinks on our table I asked, ‘Do what, Warnie, old chap?’
    ‘Well, Jack has twice the brains of any Scotland Yard fellow,’ replied Warnie with brotherly loyalty. Although it was more than that, I knew: my old tutor had a brain the size of the Albert Hall.
    ‘And you are suggesting that Jack do what exactly?’ I asked.
    ‘Solve the murder!’ spluttered Warnie. ‘Jack can solve this puzzle faster than anyone else, and get this shadow of suspicion off us, and get us released to resume our holiday.’
    All of this the publican Frank Jones followed with great interest, so Jack turned to him and said, ‘Mr Jones, would you like to pull up a chair and join our conversation?’
    Jones glanced back at the kitchen window before he replied, ‘Don’t mind if I do. It’s either this or peel potatoes, and I know which I’d prefer.’
    ‘Now, Mr Jones,’ Jack continued, in his hearty, friendly manner, ‘what we need is local information, and a publican knows everything about a town. Will you help us?’
    ‘It would be my pleasure, gentlemen,’ replied a grinning Mr Jones, looking as happy as a rabbit offered a particularly large and enticing lettuce leaf. ‘Although whoever killed Franklin Grimm should probably get a medal.’
    ‘You didn’t like him?’ I asked.
    ‘No one did,’ the publican replied. ‘Well, the young women of this town did.’
    ‘And I take it,’ said Jack, ‘that as a result the men of the town didn’t.’
    ‘You have put it in a nutshell, Mr Lewis—in a nutshell. But that wasn’t the only thing that caused resentment.’
    Our silence encouraged him to continue. ‘Well, he grew up on a farm, you see. And there he was, working in the bank—going to work each day in a suit and