out? Itâs really bad for you, in case you didnât know. And itâs really bad for us, if you care,â Lucy stated flatly.
Mom rolled down the window and flicked the butt out. Since she gave no response, I knew she was still thinking.
âLucy, your father and I have always wanted the very best for you. We were startled to learn of your marriage. But we wanted you to have happy memories, shared with your family, memories that you could always look back on. So weâre giving you a beautiful white wedding on Sunday. Itâs because we love you, honey.â
Lucy didnât look like someone who had just found out how loved she was. Her blue eyes seemed bigger than normal and her mouth was slightly open. âThis Sunday?â
âYes, sweetheart. But if itâs not what you want we donât have to do it. Itâs nothing that canât be undone.â
âExcept for the invitations being out. But I suppose we could just call everybody,â Sammie muttered.
âEverybody?â
âJust all of your high school friends and their parents. And your old teachers, people like that,â Mom said.
Lucy was ramrod stiff in her seat, speechless for the first time since Iâd known her.
âWhen did you find out that we were married?â Chuck asked.
âOn Sunday. Weâve been working on the wedding ever since. It will be beautiful.â I could tell Mom desperately wanted a smoke.
âWhy didnât you call me?â Lucy demanded. âYou know, pick up a phone and communicate with me and ask if it was okay for you to marry me off!â
âI tried to, honey. I did. But you were out on maneuvers.â
âDrills,â Lucy corrected her sharply.
âI picked out your patterns, Lucy. Theyâre really pretty. And Iâm going to be your maid of honor,â I volunteered.
âIs everyone coming?â
âPretty much everybody said yes,â Mom said. âWe just, uh, have to stop by the church so Father Whippet can meet Chuck.â We drove the rest of the way to the church in silence.
When we pulled up, the foreboding finger of some religious figure was pointing down at all of us threatening hell and damnation if we were bad. A sculptor aptly named Mr. Love had made it for the church. Heâd been married so many times it was hard to keep track. Once when I came home, I ran into an acquaintance of mine. I jokingly said that I hadnât been home for so long that I had no idea who Mr. Love was married to now. With a frown she told me that the man was currently married to her mother. Sometimes itâs hard to keep up.
But that was the beauty of being an Episcopalian instead of a Catholic. I call Episcopalianism âCatholic Lite.â We have all of the pomp with none of the consequences. We can get divorced, our ministers can get married and have sex, and birth control isnât a sin.
Mom prepped Chuck in the church hallway, telling him, âDonât lie, but youâre an Episcopalian.â
âEpisca-what?â Chuck looked confused, but before Mom could answer, Father Whippet came out into the hall from his office and smiled, showing us his crooked yellow teeth. He gave me the creeps. Father Whippet shook hands with Chuck and then gestured for us to enter his office. He took a seat behind his enormous desk.
âLucy, this is a very happy day for me.â Father Whippet beamed at me. I flicked my head toward the right sister and Father Whippet redirected his gaze. âAs Iâm sure you know, we usually take our couples through several weeks of marriage counseling in order to prep them for what is in store for them. But since this is an unusual situation and as you are both Episcopaliansââhe now beamed at Chuckââweâll do this in an hour. Lucy, Iâve known you since you were a baby and Iâve always found you to have good judgment.â
Sammie nudged me from her place next
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