surged.
After going for the Big Spit, John felt ready to face the squirrels. He imagined how pitiful he must appear to them, red-eyed, unshaven, encrusted in what he hoped was his own vomit. The squirrels were definitely frowning. But aside from their totemic silence, there wasnât much else in the front yard of his new domicile. Grandmaâs cabin was situated in the middle of a hill, trees rising left and right, madrone, redwood, fir, pine, land sloping ahead of him toward a wire fence covered with brambles of blackberry bushes, then dropping drastically to give him a view of the valley; across to the east were hills of scrub oak; a receding fog bank covered the north; to the south his sight line was obstructed by forest. Down in the flat, he saw an airstrip, a field of horses, a school, a cluster of houses, and part of a small town. Boonville.
His head was pounding. But all things considered, he thought, it wasnât such a bad thing to wallow in your excrementâa certain womblike qualityâthe way he had felt as a boy discovering he had wet his bed, warm and safe, as long as the morning air didnât get between him and the pee-soaked sheets. But then he moved.
Lifting from the love seat, pain shot through his body, tearing at joints and nerve endings, screaming for him to sit back down. Even his hair hurt. He limped to the shackâs front door, which he found to be locked. Fuckup number one, he had failed to get the keys from Grandmaâs friend Pensive Prairie Sunset. He tried a Bruce Lee entrance, a flurry of kicks and karate chops to the midsection of the door, yelling, âWhy, why, why!â But his kung fu was no good here. The outburst made him feel nauseated. He tried another approach, through cracked lips pleading, âOpen sesame.â Both strategies failing, he sent Plan C into action, the standard âfind an open window.â
Circling the cabin, John saw Grandmaâs shack had five windows, one each in the bedroom and kitchen, two curtained picture windows in the living room, and one small screen window partially open in the bathroom that he could squeeze through if he could find something to stand on. He also discovered Grandmaâs Datsun was parked behind the cabin, smashed and missing parts; gone were the headlights, hub caps, hood, bumper, grille. To compensate for their loss, a mountain of steel had been stacked on the roof. Coming closer, he realized the sheets of metal were road signs, some still attached to their posts.
âHmm,â he said, calmed by the alcohol still flooding his bloodstream. âThis, I donât remember.â
He tried to open the Datsunâs door, but it was locked. All doors were locked, including the trunk, while his possessions remained where he had put them in the backseat. He spied the keys dangling from the ignition and an empty whiskey bottle in the passengerâs seat.
Dilemm-o-rama, John thought, staggering off in the direction of a rock planted at the base of a shrub. He dug the stone from the dirt with his fingers. Unearthed and in his hands, it felt as heavy as a mountain. Wasnât there a parable about burden, involving a boulder, a saint, and a bottomless chalice? Or was that the beginning of a dirty joke? Unable to distinguish Bible stories fromborscht-belt humor, John carried the stone to the Datsun and hurled it through the driverâs side window.
The car started on the first try. He steered it to the cabinâs bathroom wall, set the brake, then climbed on top of the car roof and road signs, reading the warning beneath his splattered shoes, âDeaf Child Near,â and tore away the window screen. He slid open the window and hopped into the opening. There was a moment of precarious equilibrium in which John was balanced half in and half out of the bathroom before he tipped the scale with a wriggle, dropping to the floor on his head.
He was tempted to lie there on the linoleum, let the day go
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