make first-timers raise their hands! I felt so uncomfortable for Dad.
Dad raised his hand.
I looked around. One woman, about a hundred years old, raised her hand, too. I thought Iâd seen her in church before.
âWell, welcome!â Ralph grinned at Dad. âIâm just filling in as pastor. Some of you may have met me down at the animal shelter. I admit Iâm not much of a speaker. But thatâs all right, I guess. This way if I say anything that makes sense, we can be pretty sure it comes from the good Lord.â
People chuckled. I glanced at Dad but couldnât tell if he was smiling or gritting his teeth.
Ralph prayed with his eyes open. âGod, thanks for this pretty day! I couldnât have thought up all these colors if you gave me all eternity to do it!â Then he went on, thanking God for stuff, including âthe new people.â
Finally, he got to his sermon. âI like the name Jesus. But I also love the name we hear around Christmasâ Immanuel. It means âGod with us.â Isnât that a great thing! I know. Weâre still in September. But Immanuel isnât just for Christmas. Heâs for every day of the year. After all, itâs only when I forget that Godâs always âwith usâ that I end up in a mess of trouble. But when I remember Jesus is with me, things work out.â
Ralph read the story about the disciples getting caught in a fishing boat during a raging storm. âCanât you just see those big, brave fishermen scared silly? And Jesus sleeping in the back of the boat, calm as you please? I bet those fishermen tried every skill they had until one of âem remembered Jesus was on board! Immanuel. And thatâs all it took to get them out of that mess.â
When church ended, I wanted to hurry out to the van before Pat spotted me. No such luck.
âWhoa! Winnie!â Pat blocked the aisle. âAny-who, howâs it going?â
Could she have missed my black eye? âFine. Thanks.â
âSwell!â Pat greeted my dad, then turned back to me. âI can give you a lift to the pet store if you want to answer those horse e-mails now.â
I glanced at Dad. âI probably should catch up on the Pet Help Line.â
âGood idea,â Dad said.
I followed Pat to her car. She swept up her red-and-white checked dress to get in and then flung her straw church hat into the backseat.
We were out of the church lot when she asked, âSo, Winnie, how did you get your shiner?â
A setup! Winnie Willis, you should have seen it coming! I stared out the window, imagining a getaway on Nickers. âI fell.â
âUh-huh,â Pat mumbled.
I faked a laugh. âClumsy as an oxâno offense!â
She didnât laugh at my imitation of her âno offenseâ line. Pat was tougher than Lizzy and Dad put together. âWhat did you do after I left yesterday?â
âHung out with Catman.â I willed her to drive faster.
âDidnât jump that hunter, did you?â she asked.
âBeautyâs going to make an ace jumper, Pat!â I was doing word gymnastics to keep from out-and-out lying. âAnd thanks to your help, sheâs not scared of cars anymore.â
âMmm-hmm.â
I could have walked faster than Pat drove.
âSo everything went fine with Beauty?â
âSure.â Okay, not fine exactly. It was getting tougher to dance around the truth.
âAnything else you want to tell me, Winnie?â
âJust that Iâm sorry about being too chicken to debate abortion.â
When Pat didnât jump in with her âno offenseâ line, I cleared my throat. âDid you get anybody else yet?â
âHuh-uh.â
Finally we pulled up in front of Patâs Pets, a brick building off Main Street. Pat unlocked the door. When she turned on the lights, dogs barked and birds fluttered against their
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