Ms Dunning to swing into action. If Darryn Peck stood on his head in class, sheâd be giving him a good talking to before you could say âdingleâ.
But she didnât give Dad even a medium talking to.
She just watched him and laughed and said that sheâd read in a magazine somewhere that if you stand on your head when youâre full up you choke and die.
Dad sat back down and they both laughed some more.
I canât believe it.
OK, I know that inside sheâs deeply embarrassed, and that after tonight sheâll never want to be seen dead in the same room as Dad again.
But why doesnât she say something?
Too nice, I suppose.
Thatâs how she can sit through all those extra reading lessons with Megan OâDonnell without strangling her.
Itâs tragic.
Hereâs Dad, pouring her some more wine and chatting away happily about why he gave up drinking, and he doesnât have a clue that heâs just totally and completely stuffed up his best romantic opportunity of the decade.
Because heâs his own worst enemy.
And he doesnât have a clue.
And he wonât till someone tells him.
Ms Dunning wonât.
So itâll have to be me.
Me and Darryn Peckâs brother.
While I was creeping out of the house this morning Dad gave a shout and I thought Iâd been sprung.
âJenny,â he called out, and I froze.
I took several deep breaths to try and slow my heart down and in my head I frantically rehearsed my cover story about going for an early morning run to train for the big race with Darryn Peck.
Then I checked my nails for white spots.
Then I remembered my name isnât Jenny.
Jenny was Mumâs name.
I crept along the verandah and peeked through Dadâs bedroom window.
He was still asleep, tangled up in the sheet, his Elvis pyjamas scrunched up under his arms. Dadâs a pretty tense sleeper and Iâve heard him shout in his sleep a few times. Usually itâs Mumâs name, though once it was âThe hatâs in the fridgeâ.
I stood there for a few secs watching him. There was something about the way he had his arms up against his chest that made him look very lonely, and seeing him like that made me feel even more that Iâm doing the right thing.
I ran into town.
Along the road the insects were waking up, and judging by the racket they were making they thought I was doing the right thing too.
âGo for it,â a couple of million screeched, and another couple of million yelled, âHeâll thank you for it later.â
One said âYouâll be sorryâ, but I decided to ignore that.
I went to the bank and put my card in the machine and took out my lifeâs savings.
Then I went across to the phone box and looked up Peck in the book. There were two, but I didnât think Peckâs Hair Removal sounded right, so I went to the other one.
It was quite a big fibro place with a mailbox nailed to a rusty statue of a flamingo by the gate, and two motorbikes in the front yard.
I had to ring the bell four times before the front door half opened and a bloke with a sheet wrapped round his waist and a red beard peered out.
âAre you the skywriter?â I asked him.
He stared at my note, yawning and rubbing his eyes.
âYou want Andy,â he said.
He looked at me for a bit, then turned and yelled into the house.
After heâd yelled âAndyâ the third time, a bloke with red hair and a tracksuit appeared, also rubbing his eyes.
âShe wants Andy,â said the sheet bloke.
The tracksuit bloke stared at me.
âAndy!â he yelled.
Another head appeared round the door.
It wasnât Andy.
It was the one Iâd been dreading.
Darryn.
He stared at me in amazement, then his eyes narrowed.
âWhat do you want?â he demanded.
âGet lost, shortarse,â the sheet bloke said to him.
I was glad Darrynâs family knew how to handle him.
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