courtesy-call people who leave their cars in our lot after closing,â Betsy Neal said. âYour Ford Expedition, Connecticut license plate 775 NSD, will be available for pickup until five PM this evening. After five it will be towed to Excellent Auto Repair, 1500 John Higgins Road, North Colewich, at your expense. Please note that we donât have your keys, maâam. You must have taken them with you.â Betsy Neal paused. âWe have other property of yours, so please come to the office. Remember that Iâll need to see some ID. Thank you and have a nice day.â
Tess sat down on her sofa and laughed. Beforelistening to the Neal womanâs canned speech, she had been planning to drive her Expedition to the mall. She didnât have her purse, she didnât have her key-ring, she didnât have her damn car, but she had still planned to just walk out to the driveway, climb in, andâ
She sat back against the cushion, whooping and pounding a fist on her thigh. Fritzy was under the easy chair on the other side of the room, looking at her as if she were mad. Weâre all mad here, so have another cup of tea, she thought, and laughed harder than ever.
When she finally stopped (only it felt more like running down), she played the message again. This time what she focused on was the Neal woman saying they had other property of hers. Her purse? Perhaps even her diamond earrings? But that would be too good to be true. Wouldnât it?
Arriving at The Stagger Inn in a black car from Royal Limo might be a little too memorable, so she called Stoke Village Taxi. The dispatcher said theyâd be glad to run her out to what he called âThe Staggerâ for a flat fifty-dollar fee. âSorry to charge you so much,â he said, âbut the driverâs got to come back empty.â
âHow do you know that?â Tess asked, bemused.
âLeft your car, right? Happens all the time, specially on weekends. Although we also get calls after karaoke nights. Your cabâll be there in fifteen minutes or less.â
Tess ate a Pop-Tart (swallowing hurt, but she had lost her first try at breakfast and was hungry),then stood at the living-room window, watching for the taxi and bouncing her spare Expedition key on her palm. She decided on a change of plan. Never mind Stoke Village Mall; once sheâd collected her car (and whatever other property Betsy Neal was holding), she would drive the half a mile or so to the Gas & Dash and call the police from there.
It seemed only fitting.
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When her cab turned onto Stagg Road, Tessâs pulse began to rise. By the time they reached The Stagger Inn, it was flying along at what felt like a hundred and thirty beats a minute. The cabbie must have seen something in his rearview mirror . . . or maybe it was just the visible signs of the beating that prompted his question.
âEverything okay, maâam?â
âPeachy,â she said. âItâs just that I didnât plan on coming back here this morning.â
âFew do,â the cabbie said. He was sucking on a toothpick, which made a slow and philosophical journey from one side of his mouth to the other. âThey got your keys, I suppose? Left em with the bartender?â
âOh, no trouble there,â she said brightly. âBut theyâre holding other property for meâthe lady who called wouldnât say what, and I canât for the life of me think what it could be.â Good God, I sound like one of my old lady detectives .
The cabbie rolled his toothpick back to its starting point. It was his only reply.
âIâll pay you an extra ten dollars to wait until I come out,â Tess said, nodding at the roadhouse. âI want to make sure my car starts.â
âNo problem-o,â the cabbie said.
And if I scream because heâs in there, waiting for me, come on the run, okay?
But she wouldnât have said that even if she could have
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