way. Although, actually, I knew exactly what it was about Susanna: the way she teased me. It was getting old quick, and Madeline never seemed to notice.
But at the end of the day, just like always and just like it should be, it was me and Madeline. Just the two of us, âcause thatâs how we rolled.
She dropped her bag on the floor and plopped onto my bed, upsetting the delicate balance of my stuffed animals. âSo what should we do?â she asked.
I sat in the chair at my desk. âGimme Mr. Keating.â She tossed me the hard-stuffed penguin.
âWhen are you going to retire that old guy?â she asked.
âNever! How dare you!â I covered his penguin ears so he couldnât hear her evil words.
âHeâs old! And so are you. Itâs a little freaky.â
I held him tightly and said, âNo one needs to know about our love.â I looked at him with the most serious face I could manage and said, âThey donât understand us, Mr. K.â
I made Mr. Keating dance on my thighs for a moment, then said, âYou want to watch a movie? Or go to one? I might be able to swindle some cash from Mom.â
Madeline was staring at the wall and it took her a moment to focus after I had spoken. In answer, she shrugged her shoulders.
âMeh?â I asked.
âMeh,â she answered.
âTV?â
She wrinkled her nose.
âPrank calls?â She seemed to consider this. âWe have lots of fresh meat with our new student directory.â I was the best at prank calls because I knew that the more serious you were about it, the funnier it was. Madeline always ruined it by laughing, even though that was funny too. âItâll be good study for your drama class.â
âDoubtful.â
âWell, then, what do you want to do?â If we were at her house we could have played with her brotherâs video games, hit the pool, or sat in the hot tub. There was nothing to do at my house.
Finally she said, âCookies.â
âCookies?â
âYeah. Letâs bake them. Arenât you the expert cook now?â She swung her legs off the side of my bed, and thelife came back into her eyes. I guess cookies will do that to a girl.
âYou know, if we start, Mom is just going to butt in and make them, like, super chocolate fudge chunk or something.â
âGod, Brooke, there are worse things than having your mom bake you cookies.â She stood up. âItâs like youâre living inside a family sitcom and you donât even realize it.â
I watched, stunned, as she stomped out my bedroom. I waited a moment for her to come back and tell me she was joking, but she didnât. I got up and went to find her.
She was in the kitchen with my mom, opening cabinets and pulling out flour, sugar, baking powder, and measuring spoons.
Mom clapped her hands and looked around the kitchen. âWhat do you girls think? I know we have chocolate chips and I think thereâs some M&Mâs in here too. . . .â
âMom,â I said, suddenly embarrassed that she was so . . . present. It made me feel like a baby. âDo you mind? We got it.â
She turned from the cabinet to look at me, and said, âFine, fine.â She set down the chocolate chips and left the kitchen. I started helping Madeline get the rest of the ingredients out of the cabinets and refrigerator.
âYou didnât have to be so mean,â she said.
I practically dropped the eggs on the table and said, âMean to who?â
âYour mother,â she said. âShe was just trying to help.â
âWe donât need her,â I said. âBesides, I am the one who is a semiprofessional cook now that I am taking Foods for Living. This will be like extra credit for me.â
I knew she was upset about her parents; I was just trying to liven things up. She didnât seem to want it, though. My dad always tells Abbey and me that we could