Beatrice and Virgil
burst into barking. He too was either afraid or angry. Henry bent down and picked Erasmus up and squeezed him to his chest to silence him.
      "I'm sorry," he said to the taxidermist. "I'll just be a second." He hurried to the showroom and tied Erasmus to the leg of the till counter.   "Shhh!"   he said to the dog. He returned to the shop.
      "What was that?" he asked, sitting on the stool again and pointing at the cassette player.
      "It's Virgil," replied the taxidermist.
      "Who?"
      "They're both here."
      He indicated what he meant with a nod of the head. In front of his desk, set next to the wall, stood a stuffed donkey with a stuffed monkey sitting on its back.
      "Beatrice and Virgil? From the play you sent me?" Henry asked.
      "Yes. They were alive once."
      "You wrote that?"
      "Yes. What I sent you is the opening scene."
      "The two characters are   animals?"
      "That's right, like in your novel. Beatrice is the donkey, Virgil is the monkey."
      So he   was   the author of the play after all. A play featuring two animals that have an extended conversation about a pear. Henry was surprised. He would have picked realism as the taxidermist's favoured style of representation. Evidently he was misjudging him. Henry looked at the dramatis personae standing next to him. They were exceptionally lifelike.
      "Why a monkey and a donkey?" he asked.
      "The howler monkey was collected by a scientific team in Bolivia. It died in transit. The donkey came from a petting zoo. It was hit by a delivery truck. A church was thinking of using it for a nativity scene. Both animals happened to arrive on the same day at my shop. I had never prepared a donkey before, nor a howler. But the church changed its mind and the scientific institute decided it didn't need the howler. I kept the deposits and the animals. That happened on the same day too, their abandonment, and the two animals came together in my mind. I finished preparing them, but I've never displayed them and they're not for sale. I've had them for some thirty years now. Virgil and Beatrice--my guides through hell."
      Hell? What hell? Henry wondered. But at least now he understood the connection to   The Divine Comedy   . Dante is guided through inferno and purgatory by Virgil and then through paradise by Beatrice. And what would be more natural for a taxidermist with literary aspirations than to fashion his characters out of what he worked with every day? So of course he would use talking animals.
      Henry noticed three pieces of paper taped to the wall next to the two animals. On each was text surrounded by a border:

     

     
      "Are these part of your play?" Henry asked.
      "Yes. They're posters. I have a scene where they would be projected onto the back wall as Beatrice is talking."
      Henry read the posters again. "The monkey isn't popular, is he?" he asked.
      "No, not at all," replied the taxidermist. "Let me show you the scene."
      He started going through some papers on his desk. Without hesitation he had taken Henry's answer to be yes. Henry didn't mind. Beyond indulging the man out of politeness, he was intrigued.
      "Here it is."
      Henry extended his hand to take the papers. The taxidermist left Henry's hand hanging in the air and cleared his throat instead. Henry realized he was intending to read the   scene aloud to him. After looking at the text for a moment, the taxidermist started:

      Food again, thought Henry. First a pear, now a banana. The man is obsessed with food.

      The taxidermist broke off his reading. "That's when the projector would be turned on and the posters would appear side by side in big letters on the back wall."
      He returned to his play. He read in a steady, unaffected voice, laying out the words in an easy way. To each character he gave a different tone, so Beatrice the donkey spoke softly while Virgil the monkey expressed himself with greater animation. Henry found himself listening to them without being

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