lost.
But because Iâm the bigger person I say, âHey, Bobby,â as I crawl into the backseat of Bradâs Momâs tan little K-Car fifteen minutes laterâ¦
ââs up, Jackie?â says Bobby, chomping a huge wad of grape Bubble Yum, barely looking at me. Heâs too preoccupied acting ever so cool in his sea green hospital scrubs, left arm draped over the back of the front seat where he sits with Janelleâand her boobsâon his lap.
âWhereâs Ted?â I ask nobody in particular. Just to remind Bobby of the presence of Ted Baniszewski in Janelle Daytonâs life.
âWork,â Janelle answers matter-of-factly.
Like her brother, Janelle Daytonâs got reddish-brown hair. Though hers is a lot bigger and curlier. According to Brad, sheâs got way more freckles than he does. But she wears so much makeup, you can hardly tell. Donât get me wrong, she is kinda hot. Though maybe itâs just her boobs.
We drive west on 8 Mile towards Woodward listening to Ernie âThe Voice of the Tigersâ Harwell recapping tonightâs World Series victory: âAfter a disappointing loss in San Diego on Wednesday night, the Tigers were back in Motown where they defeated the Padres in games three and four at Tiger Stadium.
âHopes ran high for the Home Team tonight as right fielder, Kirk Gibson, dropped two bombs into the upper decks in the 1st and 8 th innings, in addition to stealing home in the 5 th on a shallow fly ball to right field.
âCatcher Lance Parrish also sent one bouncing into the bleachers and relievers Aurelio Lopez and Willie Hernandez held the Padres at bay for the 8â4 victory. Manager Sparky Anderson has become the first skipper to guide two separate franchises to World Series victories after winning with the National Leagueâs Cincinnati Reds in both â75 and â76. Congratulations also go out to series MVP, shortstop Alan Trammell.â
âHey J,â I hear Bobby say to Janelle, âwhaâs up with Ted and the job?â
âHe said, âNo problem,ââ Janelle replies.
To which Bobby says, âCool.â
âWhat job?â I ask, being nosy.
âTedâs getting me and Bobby jobs at Country Boyâs,â Brad announces. Which is this Total Dive diner on the corner of 9 Mile and Vassar. Though in all the years Iâve lived in Hazeltucky, I donât think Iâve ever once set foot inside.
So I ask, âWhat kinda jobs?â
âBusboysâ¦$2.92 an hour to start, plus tips.â
Then I say, âHow come you didnât ask me if I wanted a job?â Not because I want or need one. But because this is the first Iâve heard about it and I wanna know why my Best Friend is keeping secrets from me.
âPlease!â Brad groans. âI can just see you working as a busboy, Jack.â
Even though heâs rightâI could never do such menial laborâI tell him, âYou still couldâve asked.â
The drive down Woodward ends up more of a traffic jam than an actual âparade.â In fact, the ones doing all the parading are us fans. Not a Detroit Tiger is anywhere in sight. But what I fear might turn into a re-creation of the â67 Cass Corridor Riots amounts to a huge par-tay in the streets.
I canât even explain how totally cool it is to see so many people celebrating together. Black, white, Caldean, you name itâ¦All thanks to the âRoar of â84!â
Of course, Bradâs MomâLaura Victor-Dayton-Victor, having gone back to using her maiden name since divorcing Bradâs Deadbeat Dadâis a nervous wreck the entire time sheâs behind the wheel. Hands at 10 and 2. Staring straight ahead.
âBr-a-a-d,â she drawls in her Alabama accent. âYou boys be careful, you hear me?â To which sheâs referring to the fact that Brad and Bobby are now totally hanging out the passenger window.
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