Whatâs-his-name werenât actually married, there will be no increase in the divorce statistics, and Harmonia points out that, as there were no kids either, the whole thing isnât a big deal. And I agree with them totally. But thereâs always someone, isnât there? With us that someone is usually Ate.
Before long she slides up to Mother and says, âIf only things were so simple.â
Weâve all got Ate sussed by now and Mother says, in this really clipped voice, âWhat is it you are trying to say, Ate?â
And Ate says, âMaybe you missed it, Aphrodite, but only the other day your mortal, your favoured acolyte, counselled a young woman against love, against marriage.â
âWhat are you talking about?â Mother snaps.
âYour favourite, Rebecca Finch. A vulnerable young girl comes to her for reassurance and instead she gets a giant bucket of cold water poured over her hopes and dreams. Now that, I think you will agree, is a worry.â
âOh just piss off, Ate,â I tell her. âAnyway, youâre not even meant to be up here.â
For once Mother doesnât tell me off for using bad language.
Ate smirks.
âAnd you are? So when did you become a member of the mighty twelve? Or have you forgotten: you got demoted.â She gives Mother a sideways glance. âLooks like someone else might be in line for the same treatment, the way things are going.â
I tell you, if Mother hadnât been there I would have shoved her off the summit, but as it is I keep my cool.
âMotherâs invited me,â I say. âWho invited you?â
âOh stop it, the two of you,â Mother cries, âor Iâll have you both removed.â
âWhat do you mean both of us?
I
am actually trying to help.
I
am your son.â I state that last bit with more conviction than I actually feel.
But Mother isnât listening. Clad in thunder rather than her usual golden aura she paces the floor, muttering to herself.
âThis is most annoying. What is Rebecca Finch thinking of? And sheâs not getting on with her new book. No, thiswonât do, it really wonât. Sheâs got responsibilities, to her readers, to
me
.â
Athene seemed totally engrossed in her embroidery but it turns out sheâs been listening: sheâs really creepy like that, Athene.
âMaybe your mortalâs seen sense at last?â
Mother stops pacing.
âAnd what is that supposed to mean?â
âDonât get exercised, Aphrodite dear,â Athene says in that reasonable voice which totally freaks me. âIâm simply pointing out the possibility that your mortal might have come to realise the grave problems your cult causes.â
âProblems? Problems? How can that possibly be? How can love ever be a problem, tell me that, eh?â Motherâs eyes darken from sky-blue to teal but Athene isnât phased.
âThe kind of love portrayed in those books,â she says, âdoes nothing but foster impossible expectations and foolish notions, which in turn lead to many of the ills the rest of us have to contend with, such as broken families, social disorder, juvenile delinquency, poverty.â
âAnd you blame all that on my mortal? Well, you might as well blame it on me while youâre at it.â
There is a pause while Athene executes some weird sewing stuff then she looks up at Mother.
âWell, you said it, dear.â
And what does Zeus do through all of this? He just sits there stroking his beard and trying to look wise.
Then Mother appeals to him.
âAnd Zeus, does he agree with this ⦠this extraordinary analysis?â And because you can usually get round the old manwith flattery, however gross, she adds, âDoes someone as wise, as experienced as Zeus actually agree that
love
is a problem?â
Zeus strokes his beard some more and then he delivers his bombshell.
âI do believe that
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