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âWhoâs Terry?â at Sal as Alec opened another door at the end of the corridor.
âTerry Patterson. Heâs our head of Security Systems,â Sal whispered.
âYour boss?â
âOn this one, yeah.â
Alec led us into a dining-room complete with oak table, four place settings and a cruet that would have paid off my mortgage if Iâd had one. At the far end was a bar.
âWeâve got everything except beer,â Alec said proudly, waving a glass in my direction.
âTequila Sunrise, please.â I hate show-offs.
âEr ... sorry ...â Alec looked in one of the cupboards. âExcept beer and tequila.â
âJust the orange juice then, please.â
âComing up. Perrier, Salome?â
âYes, please,â she said as if she knew she didnât have a choice.
We all three swirled ice cubes around for a minute, then Alec decided somebody had better speak.
âI donât think you told me what you do, Roy.â
âOh good,â I quipped. âI wasnât that drunk, then.â
âNow donât be hostile, Angel,â Salome mediated. âAlec and I are in this together.â
I nodded sagely.
âSo Terryâs the one to watch, eh?â
Alec didnât say anything, but he looked at Salome as if to say, âHeâs not daft, is he?â
âDonât worry, love,â I reassured her, âIâll be on my best behaviour. By the way, itâs the funny flat knife for fish, isnât it?â
She tried to smile, but it ended as a shrug of the shoulders. Behind me, the door handle clicked, and she jumped about an inch with nerves.
âHere we go,â I said under my breath. âLock and load.â
âMorning everyone, sorry to keep you waiting.â
Patterson breezed into the room. He was a big bloke and looked bigger, because his suit jacket had shoulder pads Joan Collins would have envied. His blond hair was cropped short at the back, but a long shock fell carefully over his right eye, and I just knew he would have to brush it aside every 90 seconds or so. He didnât look old enough to be a Prefect, let alone Salomeâs boss.
âTerry, let me introduce Roy Angel. Terry Patterson, Roy Angel,â said Alec.
âGood to meet you,â he boomed, crushing my hand. How did he know it was going to be good? âGlad you could make it. Letâs eat and talk.â
âSure,â I said, being friendly. âTime must be money to you guys.â
âIsnât it to everyone? There just arenât enough hours in a day.â
He took his place at the head of the table and pressed a bell-push attached to the table leg.
âI donât agree,â I said. âMy Rule of Life No 19 is that if a job canât be done between nine and five, youâre either understaffed or totally inefficient.â
Patterson looked surprised. Not impressed, just surprised. Iâd got that reaction before, and always from people with jobs. Thatâs why I prefer to be my own boss.
The door opened behind me, and Patterson looked over my shoulder.
âAh, hereâs Mrs Pilgrim. Whatâs the recipe today?â
I bet myself he said it every day, and this was confirmed by the soft but distinct sound of Salome grinding her teeth and Alec looking straight down at his empty place setting.
âIf itâs Thursday, itâs Chinese, Mr Patterson; you should know that by now.â Good for her, I thought. âCrab and water chestnut soup, duck in hoisin sauce and then lychee sorbet.â
If Iâd been expecting some ageing Lyons Corner House clippy waitress in black dress and white starched pinny, I couldnât have been more wrong.
âMrs Pilgrimâ turned out to be a tall, long-haired brunette wearing black leather trousers tucked into high-heeled boots and a long, white frilled shirt â a manâs dress shirt â outside them. She had a
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