agitated to the point of climax.
Mayâs hearty laughter sent a vibration through her several chins. âYou got a good sense of humor, Phyl. Youâre right about these guys: If they was normal, they wouldnât be calling here. My old man never heard of most of this stuff, I only hope. I never grew up in a convent, but most of it was new to me until I worked the phones, I donât mind telling you.â She laughed till she had to dry her eyes on a Kleenex. âIf you took it serious, youâd go nuts.â
âYour husband approves of this job?â
âI tell him itâs telemarketing, which I guess it is. He never asked what I was telemarketing.â
âSports.â
âThatâs right; he just watches sports. But he likes the money I bring home, damn if he donât.â
She added proudly, âI bought him a wide-screen TV.â She took a swig from her water bottle. âExcuse me asking, Phyl. You ever been married?â
âIâm separated.â
Mayâs phone rang at that point, and a second later, so did Phyllisâs.
âI got ten inches at full erection,â said her caller, âand a great big pair of hairy balls. I want you to crawl across the floor on your naked belly, and when you get here rise to your knees and pray to this majestic god that looms above you, beg his forgiveness for your sins, swear your absolute loyalty to him, for which you may be asked the ultimate sacrifice, hail his grandeur, salute his gloryâare you listening, you piece of nothing, to the mighty voice of King Cock?â
âYes,â said Phyllis.
âWell, what are you going to do about it?â
âEverything you mentioned.â
âNot enough. Iâm paying for this!â
âWhat else do you want?â
âYou tell me, for Christ sake.â
âI just wish I knew,â Phyllis said. âWhat can be done for the man who already has everything?â
Larry appeared suddenly and took the phone from her. Into it he said, âIâm sorry, sir, your call got mistakenly switched to the wrong extension. Let me correct this.â
âIâm not being charged for this, I hope.â
âNo, sir,â Larry lied. âFirst minuteâs free. Hold on.â To Phyllis he said, with crooked finger, âCâmon. Listen to this.â
She left her cubicle and, passing four others with hostesses on the phone, followed him to the last, the left-side partition of which was the wall. This was occupied by a woman who was doing the crossword puzzle in a magazine. She appeared to be the oldest of the lot, with completely white hair, crowâs-footed eyes, and withered cheeks. She squinted up at Larry through the top lenses of bifocal glasses.
âLiz, pick up Five.â
The old woman nodded briskly, punched the appropriate button, and lifted the telephone. Her voice was a surprise to Phyllis, being so much younger-sounding than she looked. âMaster, Desirée at your serviceâ¦. Oh, itâs the most magnificent Iâve ever seen. I live only to worship and adore itâ¦. Yes, oh please, please, please do not deny me. I want only to serve itâ¦.â
After a few moments of this, Larry drew Phyllis aside. âSâwhy I been monitoring your calls, Phyl. You got to develop some patience. Maybe thatâs because youâre too good-looking for this job. Youâre wasting it, is what youâre doing. Them others here, this is the best they can do.â
âIâm really trying to get into show business.â
âEddie tells me it didnât work out forya at the club,â said Larry. âListen, I got an idea. Câmon in the office, talk it over.â
His office was much more sparsely furnished than his brother Eddieâs, with unpainted plywood walls like those of the cubicles, a table made from a flat door resting on sawhorses, atop which were a laptop computer and a
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