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says, we need a few more like you I reckon. She smiled all modest then and I was thinking fuck me if the world was full of women like this no cunt would ever get any work done sure you’d just be happy as Larry licking her clacker all day.
    I was quite surprised when Olly woke up ‘cos he wasn’t that interested in her, sure I thought he’d be all over her but maybe she was a bit too classy for him or something. I think he was used to hanging around with a different type of women, ones he could take advantage of. I was pleased so I was ‘cos if we liked different types then that was good there’d be no aul conflict, sure there’snothing worse than two lads fighting over some wee girl’s hole, how pathetic is that like. Course you had to watch him I reckoned once your back was turned, he’d be in there like a flash and I didn’t want him to say something stupid or disgusting that would wreck my wee Swedish fantasy.
    Anyway the ferry docks at the mainland and we find ourselves with no way of getting into town, there was no taxis or tuk-tuks or nothing. All the other passengers on the ferry were locals, I suppose they weren’t expecting three westerners at that time of the morning. Olly looks at me and says, how far is it to Satun can we walk, no way, I says, it’s fucking miles away so it is and what about Sigrid, he gives her a dirty look like she’s already some inconvenience and I says, haul on a minute there’s some local lads with mopeds over there, I’ll sort this out.
    I goes over to these three hard-looking lads sitting on their bikes staring at us over their mirrored sunglasses and I says, bout ye lads, any chance of a lift into town sure we’ll pay you for your trouble. One of them spoke a bit of English so him and me argued over the price for a bit, it does my head in but the Thais love it. I noticed that in the markets if you’re buying an aul T-shirt or something the worst thing you can do is say how much is this like ‘cos that lets them set the upper price and the cunts will say something outrageous like eight hundred baht and then you say I’ll give you four hundred and by the end of the piece you’re paying six hundred baht for some piece-of-shit T-shirt that you could of got for twohundred if you’d started the bidding in the first place by looking disgusted and saying here I’ll give you fifty baht for this aul thing. They’re sly but you can’t blame them for taking advantage of the dumb-cunt westerners who’re just here to fuck their daughters and wreck the place.
    The lads agreed so we jumps on the back of the bikes, Sigrid was a bit nervous understandable like, but I says, don’t worry we’ll be all right if there’s any trouble Olly and me we’re well equipped to knock the fuck out of them, it wouldn’t of surprised me if Olly had a piece on him and all. She needn’t have worried, the lads knew their business and the ride into town was quite nice zooming through the countryside. The one I was holding onto turns to me as we’re going along and says, you want happy-happy tonight, don’t worry about me, I says to him, I’ll sort myself out thanks very much.
    He just ignores me and says, you want young girl I can get for you, what do you mean, I goes, not liking the sound of this, how young?
    Ten, twelve years old he says, I get for you tonight you make happy-happy.
    Get to fuck, I says to him, that’s disgusting I’m not into that, you like older girls, he goes, I get you sixteen, seventeen.
    Persistent fucker aren’t ye, I says, maybe you didn’t hear me I said no you dirty bastard, you’re a bad man, I goes.
    He just shrugs and laughs, men come over from Malaysia looking for young girl, he says, I give thembusiness.
    I was raging so I was if he hadn’t of been driving the motorbike I’d of smacked him round the lugs it made me sad so it did thinking that every time he saw a white face like mine the first thing he thought was this fella’s a kiddie fiddler, sure