recent months, based it is said on mutual respect and understanding. Perce wants Rick to read for the bar. Rick is bent upon it but meanwhile wants Perce to advise him on certain business transactions he is contemplating. Perce, ever an altruist, is supplying his services free.
âThat was a wonderful sermon you gave us, Sir Makepeace,â says Rick. âI never heard better. Those words of yours will ring inside my head like the bells of Heaven for as long as Iâm spared, sir. Hullo, Mr. Loft.â
Perce Loft is too official to reply. Sir Makepeace has had flattery before, and receives it as no more than his due.
âSit down,â says our Liberal Member of Parliament for this Constituency and Justice of the Peace.
Rick obeys at once. Rick is no enemy of authority. To the contrary he is a man of authority himself, as we waverers already know, a power and a justice in one.
âWhereâs the Appeal money gone?â Makepeace Watermaster demands without delay. âThere was close on four hundred pound donated last month alone. Three hundred the month before, three hundred in August. Your accounts for the same period show one hundred and twelve pound received. Nothing put by and no cash in hand. What have you done with it, boy?â
âBought a motor coach,â says Rick, and Sydâto use his own wordsâseated in the dock with all the rest of them, has a hard time not corpsing.
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Rick spoke for twelve minutes by Sydâs dadâs watch and when heâd done only Makepeace Watermaster stood between him and victory, Syd is sure of it: âThe minister, he was won over before your dad ever opened his mouth, Titch. Well he had to be, he gave TP his first pulpit. Old Perce Loftâwell, Perce had fish to fry by then, didnât he? Rick had stitched him up. The rest of them, they was going up and down like a tartâs knickers from waiting to see which way The Lord High Make-waterâs going to jump.â
First of all, Rick magnanimously claims full responsibility for everything. Blame, says Rick, if blame there be, should be laid squarely at his own door. Stars and ideals are nothing to the metaphors he flings at us: âIf a finger is to be pointed, point it here.â A stab at his own breast. âIf a price is to be paid, hereâs the address. Here I am. Send me the bill. And leave them to learn by his mistakes who got them into this, if such there have been,â he challenges them, beating the English language into submission with the blade of his plump hand by way of an example. Women admired those hands till the end of Rickâs days. They drew conclusions from the girth of his fingers, which never parted when he made a gesture.
âWhere did he get his rhetoric from?â I once asked Syd reverently, enjoying what he and Meg called âa small wetâ at their fireside in Surbiton. âWho were his models, apart from Makepeace?â
âLloyd George, Hartley Shawcross, Avory, Marshall Hall, Norman Birkett and other great advocates of his day,â replied Syd promptly, as if they were the runners and starters for the two thirty at Newmarket. âYour dad had more respect for the law than any man I ever knew, Titch. Studied their speeches, followed their form better than what he did the geegees. Heâd have been a top judge if TP had given him the opportunities, wouldnât he, Meg?â
âHeâd have been Prime Minister,â Meg affirms devoutly. âWho else was there but him and Winston?â
Rick next passes to his Theory of Property which I have since heard him expound many times in many different ways but I believe this was its unveiling. The burden is that any money passing through Rickâs hands is subject to a redefinition of the laws of property, since whatever he does with it will improve mankind, whose principal representative he is. Rick, in a word, is not a taker but a giver and those who call him
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