boyfriend, Piers Montague, is with her at the abbey now, although he was not among the guests when Lord Lislelivet carried off the tainted fruitcake. The boyfriend is a photographer specializing in gloomy portraits of ruined monasteries.â
âIs there any other kind?â asked Max.
âNo, I see your point. Not in England, at any rate. They always look so depressing, donât they, those images? But in a beautiful way.
âAnd then there is himself, Ralph Perceval, the Fifteenth Earl of Lislelivet. A walking advertisement for the sound thinking behind the French Revolution, if you ask me, however much we may despair of their extreme methods. He does not appear to have the same investment of money or reputation in the situation as do the others. What reputation? I hear you ask. But still, what his wife thinks is that he is there on a treasure hunt.â
âCome again?â
âA treasure hunt. It has been rumored that something is buried in the abbey precincts, something of incalculable value. Something Holy Grail-ish. Thereâs some book just come out thatâs sparked a renewed interest. The nuns will have their hands full as it is, dealing with the fortune hunters flocking to their gates. Combine that with poisoned fruitcake and missing charitable donations, and theyâve got a perfect storm of trouble.â
âHoly Grail?â Max repeated. âYou are kidding me, right?â It was soâwhat? So feudal, so archaic. Max could almost feel the centuries begin to dissolve around him. The electric candles in the vicarage seemed to shape-shift into rushlights as he stood incongruously clutching a telephone, his spare modern garb transformed into the long folds of a cleric of the middle ages.
Cotton had the grace to keep silent while Max turned everything over in his mind. Or perhaps Cotton was busy reading a report on his computer. He was the ultimate multitasker.
Finally Cotton said, âSo, when can you get there? Time really is of the essence, Max.â
Max Tudor sighed. He supposed the peace and quiet of the abbey might at least give him an idea for his sermon.
âAs soon as I can pack a few things and find someone to cover for me here. I really do need to work on my sermon. More importantly, thereâs someone I must visit in hospital. It canât be put off.â
His parishioner Chrissa Baker, who had resisted all sane advice and stayed with her abusive husband, had finally fulfilled one of the predictions as to her likely fate and landed in hospital with a broken jaw. Injuries suffered at her husbandâs hands, of course. Max was going to bring all his persuasiveness to bear to get her to leave him. Heâd already arranged a flat for her to stay for a month and was working on finding her a job in Staincross Minster.
âAll right,â said Cotton. âBring enough clothing for about three days. You can leave the laptop behind, assuming you have one. This lot is strictly of the parchment-and-quill school of sermon writing.â
As the âZedâ key on the vicarage computer was currently stuck, Max thought there might be compensations. The malfunction had played havoc with last weekâs sermon, which in keeping with the Law of Sod had been about the prophets Ezekiel and Zechariah.
âOh, and Max?â
âHmm?â
âThanks. I owe you a beer.â
âYou owe me a hefty donation to the widows-and-orphans fund.â
âDone. Gladly. Iâll write a cheque tonight.â This was what Cotton liked about Max. He wasnât above a dab of genteel extortion in a good cause.
âAnd you could come to Morning Prayer once in a while. It wouldnât kill you.â
âIt might, when the roof of St. Edwoldâs caved in on me,â said Cotton.
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Chapter 5
THE PORTRESS
The portress should be a wise old woman not given to roaming about.
âThe Rule of the Order of the Handmaids of St. Lucy
At the top
Sophie McKenzie
L. Divine
Norah Wilson
Carole Mortimer
Anthony Horowitz
Sharon Owens
Tim O'Rourke
Xavier Neal
Meredith Duran
Dean Koontz