organs of sight.ââ
*
âSorry to be a bore, John, but I want to add something. Directly following âI
have
to see, whether such is my active intention or notâ, I want to add â in brackets â something along the lines of âLet the reader close his eyes and verify for himself that, even then, even with his eyes closed, he continues to seeâ â inverted commas around âseeâ â âeven if what he sees is nothing at allâ â close brackets.â
âYou want me to add that now?â
âYes, I do.â
âVery well. Can you dictate it again? More slowly this time.â
ââLet the reader close his eyes âââ
âHold on, Iâve got to find the place.â
*
âRight. Fire away.â
ââLet the reader close his eyes âââ
âSorry.â
âWhat is it now?â
âYou donât want to say, âLet the reader close his or her eyesâ?â
âLord, no! I told you once before I wonât be a slave to that PC poppycock. It becomes so infernally awkward. âLet the reader close his
or her
eyes and verify for himself
or herself
âââ
âOkay, okay. âAnd verify for
him
self ââ Go on.â
ââAnd verify for himself that, even then, even with his eyes tightly closed, he continues to seeâ â ICs â âeven if what he sees is nothing at all.ââ
âClose brackets?â
âClose brackets. Shit, Iâve suddenly realized. Three âevensâ in the same sentence. And I shudder to think how you spelt
Sacre du Printemps
. Never mind, weâll have another look at it all after weâve had our break. I wonder how long it is. Offhand, Iâd say just under eight hundred words. Seven hundred and â oh, fifty.â
âGive me a sec and Iâll have the exact figure for you.â
âWhat? Donât tell me youâre some kind of mathematical prodigy? What do they call them? Idiot savants?â
âNo, of course not. Iâm getting the Mac to give me a word count.â
âCuriouser and curiouser. Is there anything it canât do?â
âNot much. Here you are. Seven hundred and seventy-five words. Not counting the title and date, seven hundred and seventy.â
âSeven hundred and seventy, eh?â
âI must say, you made a very impressive guess.â
âWhen youâve been around words for as long as I have, you get an instinct for these things.â
*
âSo, Paul? Pleased with it?â
âI donât know what I think. This afternoon I may decide to cut the whole passage.â
âWhat!â
âJust kidding, John, just kidding. But be warned nevertheless. Somewhere along the line, and more than once, thatâs exactly what
will
happen. If the reader skips any of the pages of a book, itâs almost always because the author himself should have skipped. That witticism â whose was it? Oscar Wildeâs? Flaubertâs? â the one about spending an entire morning putting a comma in and an entire afternoon taking it out again is no joke. Youâll just have to learn to live with it, as I have.â
âIâm sure Iâll take it in my stride. Meanwhile, what about coffee? Unless youâd prefer something stronger. A glass of wine, maybe?â
âNo, no, no. Coffee itâs got to be. A writer never drinks and writes. Itâs as dangerous as drinking and driving.â
âReally? What about Hemingway? What about Charles Bukowski?â
âBukowskiâs rubbish.â
âAnd Hemingway?â
âIs he the sort of writer you think I am, John? Gutsy? Hard-boiled? Whisky-swigging?â
âIâll make the coffee.â
Â
Â
âWell?â
âWell?â
âGod, this is a roomy wardrobe. You could actually step inside it.â
âIâm aware of
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