wind against my cheek. Cheerioâs corned beef break gave Katherine the opportunity to jump into Emilyâs arms and bury her head in her armpit. Iâm surprised that stupid reptile didnât pass out from the fumes.
Emily immediately ran into her room, and put Katherine back into her glass tank.
âIâm going to play Kathy some classical music,â she said, âto soothe her nerves. Tell me, Kathy. Do you want Beethoven or Mozart?â
âLike that lower life form knows the difference,â I yelled at her.
Emily slammed the door shut with her foot, which is her favorite comeback to one of my jokes.
It was at that moment that all the adults in the room finally looked up and noticed that Mr. Rock was in the apartment. My mom turned beet red, like one of her vegetable concoctions, and started to stammer.
âOh my. This is so embarrassing. I didnât notice you were here. You must think weâre . . . oh my. Well, hello. Hi. I mean hi there. I mean hi there, Mr. Rock.â
âMom, you just said hello eight times,â I pointed out.
âWonât you come in?â she said to Mr. Rock. âCome into the living room and have a seat.â
My mom gestured to the couch, and Mr. Rock took a seat. But no sooner had his butt hit the cushion, than he was standing up again. He reached down and picked up a green plastic rattle shaped like a dragon that belonged to my baby brother, Harry.
âI think this belongs to the youngest Zipzer,â Mr. Rock said, handing my mom the rattle.
âIâve been looking for that,â my mom said, turning beet red for the second time.
All the grown-ups sat down and there was a moment of tense silence. I could tell my dad was preparing himself for bad news. I mean, when a teacher shows up at your house, it usually is a total disaster.
âHank,â Mr. Rock said, finally. âWhy donât you show your parents what you have in the manila folder that youâre holding?â
âLet me just prepare myself,â my dad said. âIs this another notification of failure?â
âStanley,â my mom said, a little embarrassed at my dadâs gruff tone. âLet Hank explain what heâs got before we jump to conclusions.â
I looked down at the application and took a deep breath. As I passed the folder to my dad, I noticed that my hands were trembling. Then I snuck a glance at my dadâs face as he opened the folder and looked at the first page. His face instantly transformed into the face I saw when I was four and broke all the lead points on his new set of mechanical pencils.
Let me just say, this was not a happy man.
CHAPTER 17
My dad looked over the papers in the manila folder for forty-five seconds, sat back, moved his glasses from his nose to up on top of his forehead, and said his most favorite word in the English language.
You guessed it. NO.
âNo what?â I said. âI didnât even ask anything.â
âNo on everything,â my dad said. âAll of it.â
âJust like that? Without an example? My teacher always says you have to give examples to support your arguments.â
âAll righty, then,â my dad said. âNo, because this Performing Arts whatever it is, is not a normal school with a normal education that you can use for the rest of your life. And no because performing is too hard, nobody makes a living at it. And no, because itâs not what we Zipzers do. We donât perform like circus cats. We work for a living . . . a concept you will become well acquainted with as you get older.â
My dad sat back in his chair, satisfied with his explanation.
âBut, Dad,â I said, âthatâs only three measly examples.â
âWell, try this one on,â he said without missing a beat. âThere has never been a Zipzer in show business or on the stage. Itâs all superficial.â
My mom took my dadâs hand and gave
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