women are? Him: What? What kind of question is that? You think I’m going to answer that? Her: Do you know what women are? Him: They’re people. Her: But do you know what they are? Him: Are you going to get all fucked up and philosophical on me again? Because I’m sick of it. I don’t want to hear all this bullshit. Her: Exactly. Him: Fuck you. Her: Don’t you walk away from me. Him: Fine. Her: Fine. Him: Tell me about women. Who are they? Get on your feminist high horse. Shit, tell me you’re a lesbian. I really don’t care at this point. I don’t give a fuck anymore because this isn’t love. I don’t know what you do to me but it isn’t love. It’s degenerate. You’re a fucking infection. Her: Nice. Him: No. No, I don’t care. I’m sick of being nice just because I’m supposed to be. You can say whatever you want and I’m just supposed to take it. But I am done. So go ahead. Tell me all about what women are, because it’s as good a way to waste my time with chaos. She looks at him. He is red and shaking, helpless with misunderstanding. She flinches and takes a deep breath in spite of his pain. Her: Chaos? He looks at her and waits. Her: Chaos is okay. It’s more natural than any of your world. It is the only natural irretrievable progression. It’s okay. And we aren’t wasting our time. Or at least I’m not wasting mine. This is just what Wall Street uses to control the world and it is TV and it is classes and work. It is not rocks, Babe. It’s not mountains or clouds. He is laughing and sits down on a cement bench. She kneels in front of him and holds his hands. He protects her with his knees around her shoulders. Him: So tell me about women. They’re mountains and clouds? Her: Are you sure you want to hear this? Him: Yeah. Her: Well, I’m not a feminist or a lesbian, and I’ll tell you why those ideas are too simplistic. Good for somebody. Sure. They run counter to society. Yes, there is a male patriarchy, but fuck that. Women are subject to men, but they aren’t just women either. They are half from woman and half from man. Him: So are men. Her: No. Not really. Each man starts new. Each man is additive. He is his father and his mother: XY. But women are their mother and their father’s mother: XX. Him: When was the last time you took biology? Her: Just listen. In men, XY each is from the identity of his own parents. The chromosomes came from their ancestors and yes, they’re mutating and all that but the identity a man receives is as alive as his mother and father at the time of conception. That was his dad’s Y. And that X was his mom’s. Him: Barr bodies? Have you— Her: Don’t push me. Men are additive. They are always approaching infinity. But women are pulled back from the present. They are removed from infinity because they are the consummation of the mother and the identity the father’s mother gave to her son, which was then sacrificed for his own identity. Him: It’s part of his identity. Her: I’m not done. So as man is built, man upon man, as if every one is an extension of Adam and each based in God—or if you don’t want to use God, then each benefits from the ability to plant his identity in an unbroken line of men. But women. Women are built on a fault line. Women are founded on what men can live without. Adam was fine missing a rib and yet it was Eve’s creation. Or again getting God stuff out, women are made from the half of identity men choose not to pursue. Him: Nobody chooses anything. Her: In a way. Yet isn’t it true they do? He tries to respond but is tired. And confused. And just hoping she could be happier. It is hard for him to process everything. She goes on. Her: So you—you’re a man. You are your mom and dad fucking. Maybe it wasn’t love, but it could have been and even if it wasn’t it is based in the present. It is action. It is passion. Men are created in that heat. They are forged in orgasm. Him: Have you